WARNING: This story was written under the effects of Pepsi [we think. We can't really remember much of that night…]. We apologise in advance.
'Tis very random. Don't say we didn't warn you!
We were flying through the air, when Nudge flew into a tree.
"AIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!" she screamed, dropping to the ground. The Gasman flew after her, but he misjudged where the ground was and ended up flying into it. Then Angel decided to join in the fun and they ended up in a big heap in the bush.
"CHILDREN!" Max scolded, landing neatly next to the bush where the three Flock members were, tangled in an array of arms and legs. "I toollldd you they was organized!"
Fang landed next to Max, skidding a bit, and then doing a complete face plant in the mud. Iggy laughed and said: "Ahaha I heard that Fang, you idiot!"
Max and the Flock snickered and Fang got up, brushing whatever mud he could off his black ensemble. But what's this? All of a sudden, Erasers started dancing into the park wearing tutus.
"Heeheehee," Max laughed, before whipping a gold tutu out of a bush and joining the Erasers in a gay tutu dance. So, Angel jumped into the air and turned into a bush.
"Aaah!" Gazzy yelled as the bush fell on top of him – completely enveloping him in its leafy goodness. Fang landed in the Max-and-Eraser tutu dance. He didn't quite know what to do, so he searched deep inside his soul and imagined the new Angel-and-Gazzy bush doing the dance, and suddenly, he knew the moves. But he didn't do them because the mouse is moving into the sky.
"Oh! I didn't know mice could do that!" he exclaimed, patting his head and rubbing his stomach simultaneously. All of a sudden, Iggy started singing:
"Womanizer, womanizer…" and Max smacked him upside the head.
"That's the wrong key!" she said, before demonstrating how it should be done. She sang in an opera-style voice, making all the Erasers stop and stare, their mouths hanging open, drooling. Then the birds in the forest started chiming in, and Max was so surprised she choked on her gum and had to learn emergency army training.
"OMG!" Nudge said. "Don't waste the gum! I'll have it!" Max spat high into the air, and Nudge dove into the sea and caught it deftly in her mouth.
"Yum, strawberry…" Nudge thought out loud, chewing. "Ew…did you have garlic last night?"
"Yeah, you were there and it's gooseberry, you Muppet!" Max said, chucking a fish at her. Angel the bush started talking then, saying that the fish would like to join us for dinner in the sky. The mouse had invited them, you see. But then, suddenly, the cloud exploded and it started raining gumballs! Then the sea turned into chocolate spread and the fish and the Loch Ness Monster laughed with joy.
"Oh no!" Gazzy said in an unusually high pitched voice. "I think my trousers are on fire!"
"Go wash in the chocolate spread," Iggy advised, as Max scolded him for trying to light his farts.
"HIHIHI!!" said who?
(A/N): We do plan on continuing this, 'coz we're sad people with no lives. Expect longer chapters!
WARNING: Loss of brain cells whilst reading may occur.