Kanoi: This is a drabble I wrote for a challenge in the lj community loveless100. The prompt was "island."
Youji: She had two ideas, but chose this one in the end.
Natsuo: I think she picked the suckier one.
Kanoi: Hey!
Natsuo: Well, your specialty is angst, but this is supposed to be humor.
Kanoi: Well… I started writing this and didn't feel like changing it.
Youji: Lazy.
Kanoi: -glares- You're one to talk!
Youji: Yeah, yeah. Anyway, Kanoi doesn't own Loveless, so leave her alone.
Natsuo: Since she'll only harass us if she gets sued.
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"Ritsuka-kun," Yuiko said over her strawberry ice cream cone in an attempt to gain the small boy's attention.
Ritsuka glanced over his vanilla ice cream cone and hummed a small, "hm?" around his delicate tongue.
"What would you take with you to a deserted island if you could only take one thing, Ritsuka-kun?" Yuiko inquired.
The cat boy's eyebrows knitted together in confusion. "What does that have to do with anything?" Ritsuka asked.
"Just answer!" the pink-haired girl demanded, getting nose-to-nose with Ritsuka.
Ritsuka blinked in surprise, and Soubi's eye twitched in jealous irritation.
The dark-haired boy pulled away and stared forward in thought.
After a moment's pause, Ritsuka answered, "My cell phone."
Yuiko, without missing a beat, asked, "Why?"
"Because I would be able to call for help," the catboy answered.
Yuiko nodded and then turned to Soubi.
"What about you, Soubi-san?" the girl asked the man.
A sly smile spread across Soubi's face, and he answered, "I would take Ritsuka-," but before he could give his reasoning behind this choice a vanilla ice cream cone was slammed into his face.
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Kanoi: We'll ignore the lack of cell phone towers around deserted islands…
Youji: Should have gone with the angst.
Kanoi: SHUT UP!
Natsuo: It's not his fault you go against logic.