The Awesome Letters to a Heroic Superpower

by EdwardClone13

Hey hey hey! Write a letter to the awesome America! We guarantee a swift response to any reviews and accept yaoi, yuri obviously not involving America, since he is male , rants, OCs, all countries, all sorts, really! Come all and bring a challenge!

1. Hello World from the Hero!

HELLO WORLD!

This is the U.S. of Freaking Awesome A! Or just America, if you prefer! I've seen a whole bunch of my awesome buddies writing a bunch of letters to people and I realized that I can't deprive the world of my presence! Even if I have to be so old-fashioned as writing letters!

So you all better write to me, or I'll be really sad! Then I'll get pissed and you guys gotta remember who the superpower is!

But you shouldn't feel threatened or anything. I'm just so awesome, who wouldn't want to write to me? I'm a star! Hell, I'm hotter than a star! So c'mon, write to me!

Well, I gotta go do stupid work, try and fix the economy, fight wars, you guys gotta know how hard I work being the hero! And when I come back you better all have written a letter to me! Please?

Smell ya later, dudes and dudettes!

United States of Awesome

Alfred Freaking Studly Jones