Shakespeare for Battle Droids: Act 4, Scene 15, a one shot.

"Alas! Poor Y0771K! I knew him well!" A battle droid was holding another battle droid's head, doing a pose, holding the head high, and its other hand over where a human's heart would be. "Oh he was a droid of infinite cells, a shame, that he was gutted by a clone named Rex."

The droid moved to where another droid was sprawled at the bottom of a fake cliff with a small structure at the top. The 'Shakespeare' droid looked down on him, "Alas, poor Sergeant, fate was too cruel, to be ended by falling and the bolt of your own commanding unit."

Then he moved to a broken Droideka, and said, "Alas, poor Droideka, to be eviscerated by a Hero with No Fear and a young huntress Jedi. You all ways were one of terror."

He finished his act with a wrecked pair of Spider droids under some rocks, "And Alas, my pet attack droids, to be crushed by the work of yourselves."

The droid bowed, and a huge applause (if you can call it that) came from a large number of droids, shouting "Roger Roger! Roger Roger!" in a perfectly timed chorus.

Above the curtain, a clone officer, Cody, and Captain Rex, another clone trooper, were looking down. Cody looked to Rex and asked "This making any sense to you?"

Rex just shook his head, then said, "Come on, the General wants to see us. We can save 'Unit Shakespeare' for later."