Why You Never Give Demons Soda

I don't own the Inu-Yasha characters so please don't sue me or anything. If you did you wouldn't get very much.

Kag Kagome Kik Kikyo Ses Sessho-Maru Nak Naraku Inu Inu-Yasha Shi Shippo Yur Yura of the Hair Mir Miroku San Sango

Kag- Hey everyone have some soda!

Everyone- Okay.

Later-

Ses- (sings) I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream...

Inu- (bouncing up and down) I am crazy some one help me. Help me please.

Nak- (walks over to Sessho-Maru) Would you like to help me to save the world from chaos?

Ses- Do I know you from a dream?

Nak- No I am your mother's, uncle's, father's, best friend's, neighbor's, dog's, best friend's, owner's, ex-husband's, gild friend's, old boy friend!

Ses- What does that make me to you?

Nak- Absolutely nothing, or your other half brother on your father's side.

Inu- Don't tell me I am related to you.

Ses- How many brothers do I have?

Yur- I love your hair can I take it.

Ses- Ahh mother I thought you were dead.

Mir- Your delusional she is not your mother.

Inu- I have too much sugar in my system. (Bounces up and down saying this.)

Yur- I can't believe that you that you were so mean to your younger brother. Eat you greens.

Ses- No not Broccoli that stuff is poisonous!

Inu- (Stumbles around like he is drunk.) What's in this stuff? (Passes out and begins to snore)
Kag- Inu-Yasha wake up. (Nothing happens.) Oh well he is out cold.

Ses and Nak- (Swaying from side to side.) Take me out to the ball game...

Mir- What's wrong with them?

Kag- It's the soda.

Mir- Oh.

Ses- We both look like girls and are acting drunk so lets cross dress and go into town Naraku!

Nak- Okay we cam use Kagome's makeup.

Ses- We will have to tie her up first.

Nak- Lets tie up the rest of the humans also. (Ties the humans up.)

Shi- What will the people think?

Ses- What?

Shi- (Passes out.)

Nak- Look make up, hair ties, and dresses!

Ses- Lets go. Later when they are dressed up.

Ses- Lets hit the streets. (They leave.)

Kik- Does anyone have a knife?

Kag- Inu-Yasha wake up! (Still sleeps.)

Mir- Face it he is out cold.

San- Never give them soda again!

In the town.-

Ses- Do you think that they will fall for it?

Nak- I wonder. Random man- Hey there hot stuff. (Slaps Sessho-Maru on the butt.)

Ses- Poison Claws! (Man dies) He deserved it.

Nak- He must have been pretty messed up to think that you were attractive.

Ses- Shut up.

Back at the house.-

Ses- (Stumbles in.) We all live in a rotten tangerine!

Nak- (Stumbles in.) You killed the rabbit how could you!

Ses- The rotten tangerine! (Passes out.)

Nak- Who cares about the rotten tangerine. (Passes out.)

Kag- Who is willing to chew through the rope?

The next morning.-

Inu- (Wakes up.) What did I drink last night? I hope I didn't do anything stupid. (Shudders as he remembers a time when he had gotten blind drunk.)

Kag- Inu-Yasha untie us!

Inu- Huh? Why did you tie yourselves up and why are Sessho-Maru and Naraku dressed like girls?

Kag-Sit!

Inu- Well I'm not helping you now.

Kag- Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit!

Kik- Good job you knocked him out.

Kag- Sorry.