The Magical Adventures of 3 Hormone Crazed Teenage Girls with a Strange Vampire Obsession when Released Upon a Coven of Unsuspecting Blood Suckers and the Romance that Occurs
Authors Notes: Hii, Katie here and welcome to the introduction of our first story as a group (AKA Three Hormone Crazed Teenage Girls)! Basically this story is written from 2 different points of view; You have the third person (Used in the introduction and concluding paragraphs) and each of us have out own arc's in which we write about things from our perspective. The story line itself is basically us putting ourselves in the story, sad I know but we had fun writing it so I hope you all enjoy reading it.
The warnings for this story are up on our profile but I figure it would be safer to write them again (Just incase you want to flame us so we can say I TOLD YOU SO xD). WARNING HOMOSEXUALITY, HETEROSEXUALITY, SEX IS IMPLIED BUT NEVER GRAPHIC (No sexual acts are written about), THIS IS MEANT TO BE HUMOUR (Albeit we do have quite a twisted sense of humor but still a joke) SO PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THIS A SERIOUS FANFIC, if your looking for serious try somewhere else!!, SWEARING (Lots of that!) and PREGNANCY (Most people wouldn't think that is bad but we have a friend who was nearly sick in B.D. when she found out Bella was pregnant, so that warning is specially for you Shizen Fairy and anyone like her :P)
Pairings: EdwardxBella, CarlislexOC (Rach), JasperxOC (Zeppie/Eloisa), AlicexOC (Katie), JamesxVictoria, VictoriaxAlice and that's all I know of as of this moment I will tell you if there are anymore (And no Zeppie, we are not having LaurentxPenguin!)
So yes, read on if you dare. The next chapter will begin Rachael's point of view and if there is anything you don't get please contact us via PM or review or even E-mail, which I think is on out profile somewhere, if not I'll add it. Read on and Review, but please flamers don't waste your time :D!
04/02/09
EDIT:
Zeppie : NO FAIR! and it was VAMPIRE Penguin!!! Get your facts right! :P
Rach : We had fun writing it?? It has consummed our lives and that is no exageration! AND VampirePenguin FTW!
Zeppie : If I fail my exams I will blame this story, I have been banned from writing this at home so I have to write it in school!
Rach : Lmao! You got banned! Funny! Yeah me too! Failure is heading our way *dances* You people better enjoy this story :P
Zeppie : Actually I don't blame this story, I blame KATIE!! All that smacking across the back of my head has made me forget all my school work. My brain is now MUSH! I TELL YOU MUSH!
The Introduction
Arrival in Forks
"Dude! We're in Forks!" Katie chirped happily (and loudly) causing many heads to turn to look at the near hysterical teen
"Technically it's still Port Angeles," Rach dead panned causing the purple haired loony's face to fall
"But Fork's is only a short drive away." Added Zeppie sensing a tantrum coming
"Woooo!" Katie screeched instantly cheering up and turning to look at both her friends "Well what are we standing around for? Let's go get the car!!" Katie said trying to push Ellie and Rach towards the place where they all knew their new, well used car would be.
All three girls slid into the car, Rach taking the drivers seat, which was on the wrong side might I add, and Ellie and Katie sliding in before buckling up and starting on the short journey to their new house. "I like this car...It's cute can we name it Lestat?" Katie said
"No," Rach replied giving no reason
"Spike?"
"Not going to happen..."
"Alexander Sterling?"
"We are not naming our car after a vampire!" Rach frowned, seriously killing Katie's
"Why not?" She pouted
"Because it's a fucking car Katie and a shit one at that, besides vampires don't exist!"
"You leave Lestat alone!" Katie said deciding she liked the name Lestat and it WAS going to stick. "See Zeppie hasn't said anything therefore she likes the name Lestat and I win HA!" She said triumphantly, pulling tongues childishly at Rach through the rear view mirror
"My name is El-oh-eee-sah, not Zeppie!"
"Meh, Eloisa...Zeppie...Same diff," Katie says reaching forward into Ellie's seat to ruffle the poor unfortunate girl's maroon locks causing said poor unfortunate girl to growl in anger and said annoying idiot to grin and receive a painful punch in the arm from the long haired girl
"No messing around while I'm driving you two!"
"Yes Mother," Katie and Ellie muttered sarcastically
"Shut it you two," Rach snapped turning back to the mass of green that was unfolding before them.
After an eternity...ok it had been three minutes, Katie got bored. Now when Katie was bored this normally meant Rachael would end up getting angry and Zeppie would end up getting hurt. "Rachhhhhhh..." She whined
"What?" Rach snapped
"Are we there yet?"
"No,"
"Can we put John Barrowman on?" She asked
"Do you have the CD?" Rach replied already knowing the answer
"Yep, it's...in my suitcase...Damn! PULL OVER!" She shouted like it was the answer to all problems
"Katie, no matter how amazing John Barrowman's voice may be I am not pulling over so you can empty the contents of your suitcase onto the ground only to complain that you have to pick it all up again and besides, there is no need." The dark haired girl said matter-of-factly
"And why is that?" Katie asked confused
"Because we're here..."
And there they were. Stood in front of the plain white house surrounded by a sea of green mush. Their new house and it was...EPIC!
"We need to go shopping," Zeppie said looking through the cupboard and finding nothing but the 147 and a half packets of Reece's Pieces Katie had stuffed her suitcase with and then decided that was the only thing she had any need to unpack, mainly because she knew the smell nauseated her dear, beloved friend Rachael
"Shopping!?!" Katie yelp running down the stairs excitedly, her dyspraxia kicking in and she whacked her hip on the table "OW! Fuck! That shitting hurt!! WANK Mahn!" She jumped around the pain obvious on her face
"Katie, shut up or you aren't coming shopping." She immediately stopped in her 'owchies-pain-swearing' dance
"Ok, I'm over it." She said before running out the door and sliding into the car waiting for Zeppie and Rach to follow.