M&M Blooper Reel 1
For all those things that are just too silly to put in the actual story.
At Pemberley…
"It's California, though," Lizzie argued, "Aren't you guys all supposed to be tan, eat tofu, and wear Birkenstocks or something?" She laughed.
"Yes to the tofu part, no Birkenstocks, and tanning is healthy," said Darcy.
"I've never had tofu," admitted Lizzie.
"Wait… How can you not have tofu? It's at almost every Asian restaurant."
"Don't really eat Asian food in New York. Besides, tofu just sounds weird, like solidified soybean baby food or something."
"It's actually quite good. Especially with a bit of teriyaki sauce…"
Almost anywhere…
"Okay, you have problems, Charles," said Lizzie as she packed up at the end of the day, "Anyone who writes out an orchestral arrangement for the Nyan Cat song is officially crazy. Or they just have too much time on their hands."
Charles held up his hands in defense, "Hey, Giana asked me to do it!"
"Why didn't she ask her brother?"
"Because he's working on another album… Oh (expletive)!"
"What?"
"Forget I said anything about the album."
"Okay…"
