******ok this story is very silly haha I wrote it for my friend and my sister because she likes funny things it is very asuming :) ******
Playing with the queen of hearts
Kairi woke up on morning in the castle where she lives. she is a princess of heat which means the queen of hearts is her mothre. kairi went down stars and her buttler wakka leaded her to the dining hall where the maides fuu and olet gived her pancakes. she ate them and went to the garden for a stoll. RIku standed there in the garden looking up at the castle with loneing in his eyes. Kairi asked him what it. "I am in lov with the pretty queen! proxlaimed riku ( he is a gard but not a card like teh rest) kairi was shock, she runs away with teary eyes.
riku decided to pay the queen a vist. Hi riku said the queen she was on her throne talking to her son the joker (it is true I watched batnam the cartoon and becase its disney that means the joker is kairis brohter) she said good by to the joker and hunged up. 'riku you look so good today' she purred "thanks I took sterods" he hissed back. The queen jamped off her throne and tackled riku I LOVE YOU MY ANGEL scremed riku! the queen kissed him. namine went in the room and was shocked "what are you looking at" riku yelled "how rude why don't you wear a nappy you stupid baby mong" (she drawed it happening in her book and because she is a witch she makes it be real) "ok i will" said riku and he put it on and danced he felt empowered. then he got out his breaking dawn keyblade and stabed kairi with it. "thats my man!" squeled the queen the queen put a nappy on too because she cant control herself.
they kissed some more and they were care free. sora walked in amd cried "oh no theyve been turned into babies! but he decided he would raise them as his own. Diz crawled in and he was also wearing a nappy "change me you fools!" he cried "i made a stinky as well" said riku. namine laughed and then axel set her book on fire and aslo burned her face namine put a nappy on and danced with riku and axel and roxas and xion laughed at them.
THE END