D- Okay, I know i haven't been updating For Good. But this week i have so much going on with the Mideval dinner and the play and not to mention final e%ams. So I'm going to wait until after finals to continue with that.
But while you wait, here's something i had written out for a while. Here's my Homestuck Christmas Special. This is in an AU where everyone's together and no one is dead and everything is happy and all wonderful. Either that or it's in a dream bubble from a doomed timeline. You decide. Hope you like it.
~Gl'bgolyb
"Why did you call us all here Rose?" Karkat complained.
"I will explain in a moment," Rose replied, "Is everyone here?"
"Everyone appears to be in attendance," replied Equius.
"Alright! Settle down everyone. Settle down!" Rose voiced. All was quiet. "I bet you're wondering why you're all here. Well, Christmas is coming up, or 12th perigee's eve, and you all want to learn about human culture. I thought it would be nice to organise a Christmas Pageant!" There was a mix excited, and bored faced. "A Christmas pageant is–"
"Um, Rose we know what a pageant is," interrupted Kanaya.
"Oh. Well, less to explain. It's all based off the Christmas story. And we will go by volunteering instead of auditioning due to the time schedule," she informed, "Everyone will be in it. It is required." Everyone except Karkat, Sollux, Terezi, Vriska, and Eridan looked interested.
"This sounds fun!" Feferi exclaimed.
"This sounds stupid. Do we have to do this?" Sollux complained.
"I agree. I don't want to do it. This is fucking dumb!" Karkat huffed. They then heard the revving of a chainsaw. "I mean absolutely dumb that anyone would not want to be in it!" he said nervously. The others nodded.
"First we'll pick the main leading roles. We'll pick a Mary and Joseph. Mary was the mother of Jesus and was a calm, patient, kind woman. Now who wants to volunteer?" Kanaya asked.
"Why aren't YOU volunteering?!" Karkat pointed out, "This sounds like your perfect role!"
"I'm the narrator and the assistant director. I have a part already," said Kanaya, "I am most familiar with human words so it's only fitting that I be the narrator."
"Can't argue with that," replied Karkat.
"Can you list the parts?" Aradia asked.
"Sure! There's Mary and Joseph, the three kings, the angel of The Lord, the Shepards, the inn keeper, and the manger animals," listed Rose, "I will make sure everyone has a role. Now, who would like to be Mary?"
"Psst! Terezi! You should volunteer just for kicks!" Vriska hissed. Terezi snickered and nodded.
"Okay we have Feferi, Nepeta, Aradia...Dave, just no...and Terezi..." she scribbled them down on a whiteboard. "Is that all...okay now for Joseph..."
"I'll be Joseph!" Dave volunteered.
"Me too! Looks like you have yourself some competition Strider," smirked John.
"Karkat, you should volunteer," suggested Kanaya.
"Why?" he spat, "I'll be a tree or something." Kanaya have him a look. He sighed. "Fiiiiine! I'll volunteer for Joseph or whatever."
"Anyone else?" Rose asked. "Okay. Next we have the three kings..."
"Kings?! I'll be a king!" Eridan piped up.
"A king you say? I'll volunteer!" Equius requested.
"Sollux will be a king!" Aradia and Feferi chimed in.
"Wait what?!" Sollux jumped.
"Perfect! Three volunteers!" Rose cheered. Sollux glared at the girls who giggled and smiled back at him.
"Next we have the angel of The Lord, who visits the Shepards in the fields and tells them the good news," said Kanaya.
"You should take this one," whispered Terezi.
"Me an angel?" Vriska snickered, "that'd be hysteeeeeeerical."
"Let's see...Aradia...and Vriska..." reported Rose, "Now, the animals in the manger. This includes a donkey, a cow, a sheep–"
"I'll be the sheep!" Aradia volunteered, "It reminds me of my lusus."
Ross scribbled her name down. "I guess we have our angel of The Lord then." Vriska heard snickers. Eridan shuddered. Vriska smiled.
"So we need a donkey and two doves," said Rose.
"Oh! I want to be a dove! Doves are so pretty!" Jade exclaimed.
"What's a dove?" Eridan asked.
"It's this beautiful white bird," Jade pulled up a picture on her phone.
"Ohh! That's so pretty!" Feferi exclaimed, "I want to be a dove!"
"Me too!" Nepeta chirped, "wait, there can only be two..."
"You can be a Shepard, a donkey, a cow or the inn keeper," said Kanaya.
"What's a donkey?" asked Tavros.
"It's like a horse," explained John. Equius stiffened. The choice to be either a king or a horse was tempting.
"What's a cow?" Sollux asked.
"Like a donkey or a bull. But it produces milk," replied Kanaya.
"Nepeta, be the stallion or the milk producer," commanded Equius.
"I'll be the cow," said Nepeta, "I want to play an animal."
"The shepard sounds bitchtits wicked man," said Gamzee, "Whatever the fuck it is. Wanna be a Shepard with me Tavbro?"
"Um, sure," he replied.
"Well, I guess we have our Mary," said Kanaya. Terezi laughed until she realised she was the only one left up on the board. SH1T!
"Um, I don't want to be Joseph anymore," said John, "I'll um...I'll be the ass."
"Ok then," reported Kanaya. That just leaves the inn keeper and the rest will be Shepards."
"I'll be the inn keeper," said Dave, "There will be no assholes allowed in my crib. This is going to be so cool."
"Okay okay. So I guess then we have our cast," said Rose, "Any questions." Karkat stared at Terezi uneasily, who grinned in return. THIS IS GOING TO FUCKING SUCK.