Death to all evil machinery. The computer included. How many times must a man walk to
become a man? The answer is blowing in the wind to that question. But to the question: How
many times must a person install a program, for it to actually run? That is impossible to
answer. Why? Because computers are the devils tool.
AND YOU THOUGHT TYPEWRITERS WERE BAD...
Sure, typewriters required you to write a term paper 500 times in a row, but you expected that.
With computers, people expect it to save their work, and then ***BAM*** just when you least
expect it, the machine crashes and you lose all of your work. Then you need to wait the 10
minutes for it to reload, while you are attempting to stab your monitor and make it look like an
accident.
People (don't ask whom) praise Bill Gates, creator of Windows. All I can do is wonder what
drugs are they on? If anything, Bill Gates should be hanged, stabbed, and forced to listen to
Barney songs all at the same time.
This just proves people are idiots.
I wrote this a while ago, after crashing 6 times in a row, and losing an 8-page report that I HAD saved, but the computer deleted. So you can understand my animosity towards computers.