Oh yeah! I'm back with more! NRJ helped me with some of these but right now Im too lazy to list them...(i no own TF or make this for harm)
#1 RAF IS NOT TO BE CALLED A NERD, GEEK, OR ANYTHING RELATED
I made the mistake of calling him a geek on the battlefield
I said in a sing songy voice, and this is a direct quote, "I found the geek!~"
Unfortunately, a certain scout heard me
Bumblebee's scary when he's mad
I barely dodged his shots
And his foot
#2 DON'T ASK ARCEE WHY SHE'S THE ONLY FEMME (BESIDES ARCHNID)
Very touchy subject
She growled at me and warned me not to bring it up again
I made the mistake of asking why
She shot at me
There's now a big scorch mark on the wall
Ratchet is not happy
#3 DON'T STICK AROUND IF RATCHET ASKS YOU IF YOU NEED ANY HELP WITH YOUR HOMEWORK
Back away s-l-o-w-l-y
Then scream and run towards the closest 'bot
Your grades will thank you
#4 DON'T PLAY ANY SMALL HANDHELD VIDEO GAME DEVICES AT BASE
I started yelling at my DSI when the atrtifical intellegence began beating me
Ratchet thought it was a 'con and sliced it in half
#5 ICE CREAM IS NO BANNED FROM BASE
My sweet vanilla ice cream waffle cones :(
I was eating it and it flew out of my fingers
It landed on Bulkhead
He screamed about scraplets and starting shooting randomly
It got in his gears and he couldn't transform for a week
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BAN IT?! WHY?!
(I seruiously had an emotional breakdown after this rule was set)
#6 DON'T TELL BULKHEAD THERE IS A LITTLEST PET SHOP MARATHON
He really likes that show
Hasn't missed an episode yet
He will run over you/a 'bot/whatever else stands in his way to get to it
Jack nearly turned into roadkill
#7 NEVER GIVE AN AUTOBOT A HIGH-FIVE
I tried it with Bumblebee
My hand bone shattered
Ratchet is a horrible human doctor
#8 NEVER PLAY "ROCKING AROUND THE CHRISTMAS TREE" WHEN SMOKESCREEN IS AROUND
He will join in
And he is a HORRIBLE singer
He sent fifty car alarms off
...in the other country
#9 RATCHET IS THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED TO USE THE GROUNDBRIDGE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
I was kinda messin' around with it
Then the 'bots went through the groundbridge
I think they ended up somewhere in Detroit...
#10 LASERBEAK IS NOT ORAGAMI
I was on the battlefiled and Soundwave sent Laserbeak after me
This was my first encounter with Laserbeak
I said, "Hey, look! Soundwave does oragami!"
I threw water on Laserbeak so he couldn't fly
Didn't work
Soundwave and Laserbeak are MAD
R&R and Soundwave will make you oragami cookie! :3