Harley's Christmas Anthem
I shot the Scarecrow full of lead.
Mista J ditched on me.
Though it was just a dream instead.
Mista J ditched on me.
I broke Catwoman's favorite mug.
Told Zsaz he's a chopped-up thug.
In my heart, there is a tug.
Cause Joker ditched on me.
Oh, I'm gettin' no one for Christmas.
Robin and Batman are mad.
I'm gettin no one for Christmas.
Though I tried so hard to be bad.
I put a bomb in Hugo's lair.
Mista J ditched on me.
Turned up someone's electric chair.
Mista J ditched on me.
I burned up Red's beloved plants.
Forced a crippled man to dance.
Really I just want romance.
Cause Joker ditched on me.
Oh, I'm gettin' no one for Christmas.
Robin and Batman are mad.
I'm gettin no one for Christmas.
Though I tried so hard to be bad.
I tried to break so many laws.
Mista J ditched on me.
It's all for him, that was my cause.
Mista J ditched on me.
Next year, I'll be worse just wait.
Be the girl he'll love to hate.
Maybe I'll reciprocate.
Cause Joker ditched on me.
Oh, I'm gettin' no one for Christmas.
Robin and Batman are mad.
I'm gettin no one for Christmas.
Though I tried so hard to be bad.
So you better look good, whatever you do.
If you look bad, I'm warning you.
You'll get no one, yeah no one, for Christmas.