"Turkey Day
"Turkey Day!" Xigbar screamed as he ran threw the castle.
"What is he yelling about?" Zexion asked Luxord, who just shrugged.
"NAH NAHH NAHHHHHH TURKEY DAY!!" Xigbar sung past Marluxia's room. Marluxia looked up from his playgirl in confusion.
"Guess what!" Xigbar slid over to Larxene and Lexaeus. "It's Turkey day!" He then ran away. Lexaeus looked at Larxene and scratched his head.
Saix fell out of his chair when Xigbar burst in. "Turkey day!" He then ran out. Demyx, Saix, Roxas and Xemnas sat there; half naked, making weird faces at the now empty doorway.
"O…K" Xemnas said putting his cards down.
"Turkey day!" Xigbar screeched into Vexen's room.
BOOM! Vexen's room was no more.
"Turkey Day!" Xigbar said to Axel. Axel jumped and lit his clothing on fire.
"Ah!" He said and ran for the sink.
"Turkey da…" Xigbar froze in midair, then dropped to the ground with a, THUD!
"Nope, it's Xigbar Season." Xaldin said walking over to Xigbar and pulling his spear from his friends back. "Dinner's ready." Xaldin smiled and walked away.
Later that night, the Organization feasted on Xigbar legs. It's ok though, everyone always said how Xigbar was such a turkey anyway.
Alt Ending 1:
Later that night, the Organization feasted on turkey and stuffing. Xigbar still lay dead in the middle of the dinning room doorway. When everyone was done eating and talking to each other, they stepped over Xigbar and headed to their rooms. This was everyone except for Marluxia. He dragged Xigbar's corpse away, to do what, you don't want to know…
Alt Ending 2:
Later that night, the Organization feasted on turkey and stuffing. Xigbar sat next to Xaldin, duct taped to the chair. Xaldin would 'stabbady' Xigbar every time he mentioned anything to do with 'turkey' or 'day.' When everyone was done, they left, except for Xigbar who was still duct taped to the chair.
"Guys, hello, someone let me loose please. He cried.
"Shut up Xigbar!" Xaldin yelled from down the hall.
Xigbar sighed and closed his eyes.