Hey Guys! My First Burn x Gazel Fic! Got the idea from a video...
Gazel: Tell me again why am I always paired up with this Lunatic Tulip Head?
Burn: What did you just call me?!
Gazel: Lunatic Tulip Head!
Burn: How many times do I have to tell you, IT'S NOT A TULIP!
Gazel: Whatever... Now Ichi-chan, answer my question.
Me: Umm... Because you two are perfect for each other... That my opinion.
Gazel: Not the reason I wanted...
Me: Sorry...
Gazel: Whatever... Now what is this fic about?
Me: YOU'LL SEE... Now take these lyrics and sing!
Gazel: SING?!
Burn: I DON'T SING!
Gazel: NEITHER DO I!
Me: Of course you do... Now would you two be a good pair and do the disclaimers for me?
Gazel and Burn: Ichi-chan doesn't own IE nor the lyrics of the song she used...
Me: THANKS! Now on with the show! Burn, Gazel, STAGE. NOW!
ANYTHING YOU CAN DO, I CAN DO BETTER
BURN vs. GAZEL
GAZEL: Anything You can do, I can do better!
BURN: HA!
GAZEL: I can do anything better than you
BURN: No you can't
GAZEL: Yes I can
BURN: No you can't
GAZEL: Yes I can. Yes I can~
BURN: Anything you can be, I can be greater. Sooner or later I'm greater than you
GAZEL: No you're not
BURN: Yes I am
GAZEL: No you're not
BURN: Yes I am
GAZEL: No you're not
BURN: Yes I am. Yes I am~
BURN: I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge
GAZEL: I can get a sparrow with a bow and arrow
BURN: I can live on bread and cheese
GAZEL: And only on that?
BURN: Yes.
GAZEL: So can a rat.
BURN: Any note you can sing, I can sing higher
GAZEL: I can sing any note higher than you
BURN: No you can't
GAZEL: Yes I can
BURN: No you can't
GAZEL: Yes I can
BURN: No you can't
GAZEL: Yes I can
BURN: No you can't
GAZEL: Yes I... can~
BURN: How do you sing that high?
GAZEL: I'm a girl.
BURN: ...
BURN: Anything you can say, I can say softer
GAZEL: I can say anything softer than you
BURN: No you can't
GAZEL: Yes I can
BURN: No you cant
GAZEL: Yes I can
BURN: No you can't
GAZEL: Yes I can. YES I CAN! (shouting tone)
BURN: *covers ears*
BURN: I can drink a liquor faster than a flicker
GAZEL: I can drink it quicker, and get even sicker
BURN: I can open any safe
GAZEL: Without being caught?
BURN: You bet!
GAZEL: That's what I thought, you crook!
BURN: Any note you can hold, I can hold longer
GAZEL: I can hold any note longer than you
BURN: No you can't
GAZEL: Yes I can
BURN: No you can't
GAZEL: Yes I can
BURN: No you caaaaaaaaaaan't
GAZEL: Yes I caaaan. Yes IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII can. *panting*
BURN: Yes you can~ Where'd you keep all that air?
GAZEL: Urg *still panting*
BURN: Oh...
BURN: Any thing you can say, I can say faster
GAZEL: *shakes head* I can say anything faster than you
BURN: No you can't
GAZEL: Yes I can
BURN: noyoucan't
GAZEL: yesican
BURN: noyoucan't
GAZEL: yesican
BURN: noyoucan't
GAZEL: yesican
BURN: noyoucan't
GAZEL: yesican
BURN: I can jump a hurdle
GAZEL: I can wear a girdle
BURN: I can knit a sweater
GAZEL: I can fill it better
BURN: I can do most anything
GAZEL: Can you bake a pie?
BURN: No *emo style*
GAZEL: Neither can I
BURN: Anything you can sing I can sing sweeter
GAZEL: I can say anything sweeter than you
BURN: No you can't~
GAZEL: Yes I ca~n
BURN: No you can't
GAZEL: Yes I~ can
BURN: No you can't~
GAZEL: Oh, Yes I can~
BURN: No you CAN'T, CAN'T, CAN'T
GAZEL: Yes I CAN, CAN, CAN
(duet)
BURN: NO...
GAZEL: YES...
BURN: YOU...
GAZEL: I...
BURN: CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN'T!
GAZEL: CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
There you go! So, who do you think won? Please review your answer!
If you want to watch the music video I used as lyrics watch it in this link watch?v=QomrJnao6Ys.
Gazel: I can do anything better than you, Tulip-head!
Burn: No way Ice Princess! You can't even bake a pie!
Gazel: Neither can you!
Burn: GAZEL!
Gazel: BURN! *Burn vs. Gazel FIGHT!*
Me: O-oi stop fighting you two!
Burn and Gazel: *stops fighting* FINE but WHICH ONE OF US IS BETTER?!
Me: Dunno...
Burn: You useless idiot!
Me: *fat anime-style tears* the truth hurts...
Gazel: BURN STOP MAKING ICHI-CHAN CRY!
Burn: HMPH! I still wanna know which one of us is better...
Me: Please... Answer the question on which one of these two is better...
Burn and Gazel: R&R! We'll be waiting for your answers!