Inspired by a picture I once saw.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any of its characters unfortunately.
"This is a stupid idea un."
"Shut up brat. You'll give us away."
"But wouldn't it have been better to have filled it up with explosives instead of US?"
"Deidara is right. Konoha is too smart to fall for such a blatant trap."
"Oh suck it up Uchiha! If you'd managed to capture the Kyuubi brat the first time 'round we wouldn't be in this fucking mess in the first place!"
"Can we jump out and say 'surprise' now?"
"Shut up Tobi un."
"What was Leader-sama thinking? Listening to this idiots idea..."
"Hey Kakuzu quit taking up so much fucking space!"
"Whose arm is this?"
"Whoever is touching me had better stop RIGHT NOW!"
"Shhh! Someone's coming!"
*Meanwhile, outside the gates to Konoha*
Kotetsu and Izumo stood in front of a large, wooden model of the Kyuubi. On it was a note-
'Sorry for all the trouble we caused- Akatsuki'
The chuunin stared up at the apology present for a while.
"Well...What a nice present!" Izumo said, wheeling it in.
*Back inside the 'present'*
" ...Can't believe they fell for it."
"Idiots."
"Can we jump out and say 'surprise NOW?"
"Shut up Tobi!"
And that's how the Akatsuki managed to destroy an unsuspecting Konoha and capture the Kyuubi. They pulled of the Tsuki no Me and Madara lived happily ever after.
Wow the Akatsuki would have totally captured the Kyuubi if they'd pulled that off!
Anyway, this is my first story, hope you liked it!
R&R please!
Love, vaKEra