"How are we supposed to do this
"How are we supposed to do this?"
"Beats me."
"You're a big help."
"Sorry."
"Maybe if I do . . . this."
"No change."
"Sod it. What about . . . this."
"Now it's worse."
"Grrrr. What else can we try?"
"Hitting it?"
"Worth a try."
"Hey, it worked! Wonderful, now we can watch our show."
"How weird is this? Harry Potter watching 'Harry Potter'."
"I still would like to know who gave this J.K. Rowling person all our stories."
"I don't know, but it had to be someone from Hogwarts."
"Obviously. And someone fairly close to us and in the know."
"Maybe Snape would give us some Veritaserum to use to question all the Gryffindors."
"Dream on."
"You don't think Snape would agree?"
"I think he might agree, but McGonagall would put a stop to it."
"True. Pity."
"Shhh. The movie's starting."
"Hey, he kind of looks like you!"
"I should hope so. Rowling described me pretty well."
"He's better looking."
"He's an actor. He's supposed to be good-looking."
"Were you ever that short?"
"She exaggerated a little."
"Hey, I was cuter than that!"
"Were you?"
"Oi!"