Andrew Clark liked to list things alphabetically, it was just one of his bizarre habits.
His dad called it 'queer' and not in the polite sense, his girlfriend called it 'cute' but she had issues of her own.
This was one of his lists...
Alison-Artistic and Angelic; jealous and needy.
Bender-Belligerent, Breakable; hid his feelings, drove Claire insane.
Brian-Brainy, Brilliant; found popularity as a dark horse and never looked back.
Claire- Craved attention; Couldn't live with Bender.
Me-Muddled, Messed up; an eternal fuck-up.
An alphabetical end to the Breakfast Club.