A/N: this story is funny, PLEASE REVIEW!...
Spider Pig
Everything was silent as the trio drove down the busy highway. Kevin was tapping his fingers on the stirring wheel as he drove, trying not to fall asleep; Gwen had her nose stuck in a book completely oblivious to the surroundings near her, and Ben was starring out the window until suddenly he smiled a smug grin and started to sing, "Spider pig spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does ."Gwen slowly turned around to look at her dimwitted cousin. Ben continued to sing "Does whatever a spider pig does, can he spin from a web no he can't cause he's a pig," Kevin turned to say something but before he could, Gwen shouted, KEVIN, LOOK OUT!! Kevin turned his head back towards the front and swerved of the road. Several cars honked their horns, and a few of them even threw in a few," GET YOUR ASS OUT OF THE LANE!" And a few," FUCKIN TEENAGERS!" The trio sat in silence for a few minutes until Kevin broke the silence." WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?!" He Barked." Kevin calm down." Gwen said." Not until he tells me what he was thinking," Ben was silent at first, then he piped up," I was bored, and I needed to break the silence it was killing me." Well, anything else you need to say while were not engulfed in silence?" Kevin questioned sarcastically." Hmmm…." Ben was trying to prolong the moment to aggravate Kevin," There was something…..Oh yeah Kevin, when are you going to ask Gwen out?"