THE GREATEST STORY
EVER
by me.
Are you ready, for the greatest, most action packed, filled with romance, and of course, your favorite, VIOLENCE filled story ever?. This story will blow your mind. And your heart. Have a doctor nearby.
Sequel to the Best Story Ever.
by.
me.
AN: This is a troll fic, now quit your whining.
After the events of the best story ever, our heroes are living in their mansion after the money they stole from spy after they killed him after the spy attacked sniper. They now reside in the dining den, where they are in a hot tub.
"LOL PLEB SPY xDDDDD" said Sniper.
"waz nut pleb h3 wuz goot beut ei wez barter." said Heavy.
"mumble mumble, mumble mumble mumble radda radda radda" said Pyro.
"Aiz wundr heow duz iz the meddik doinn? with his pain machin for spar." said Engineer
back at medic labs co. inc. copyrighted 2152
"German words you stupid spar lululullululululululu" said Medddik
"you suck snort snort" said spy
translation from french to english: you suck.
"german words german words im gonna flip this switch and the pain will go upper." said medic menacingianylyly.
"noooooooooo...snort" said spy
translation from french to english: noooooo
zap boom crackle pop rice krispies
then lightning filled the air above medic and the spar and then it explodedededed
"german words uh oh that wesnt sarpasd two hapennn." said medic soupriced.
"hahahahahhahagagaghgagahahahggagagahaha snort i am free snort" said spy
translation : hahahahagahagajgaagaha i am free
"nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooouooooooooo" said maedic.
kaboom bam boozled bam goes the gun
"ow im ded" says maedic
"hahahahahehrhahehahrhahdhsnortehahdhahehdhahehdhaehdhahahdhahdhahehhahd" said spy
translation: hahahahdhahdhhahahdhahdhahdhahshahahd
"im gonna talk english so the author has less trouble lul rekted to deathed" said spy
Spy runescapes down the hall of medic labs co inc copyright 1111 and then faces the guards which are robots but secretely they are actually dead people in costumes with brain chips to make them mov3 lol. the spy is like: "uh oh this cant be good oh wait" boom bam punch slap kick
Robot but dead person 1: hahahahehahehahehhahah u died.
robot 2: lul nuub get rektttlled
then, out of nowhere:
"u havin a gigl thar m8" says ... GASP! THE SPY!
robot 3: wait what
"ill bash yer fookin hed in m8, oi sware un m3 mum." says spy. He used the deceased doorbell!
robot 4: lul no il punch u gain.
"like thats ever going to happen." says a mysterious voice.
It's... SHREK!
Robot 1: we will destroy you m8tey.
"Oh really?... you and what army?" says Shrek.
Robot 1 looks behind him. All of his robo friends have turned into inside out cats.
"This is the part where you run away." Shrek whispers.
LATER:
"thanks m8tey" says spy.
"any time crocodile" says Shrek.
Shrek eats some cheesecake, drinks some coke, and shoves a bag of doritos up his nose and then flies away on his Giant Oversized Big Scary and Pink Rocket Ship.
"hahahehahehaheh time to revenge on the guys who killed me" saiys spy
To be Continued in further chapters.
Let me know who should make an appearence next, from yourself to Demomans third eye from the illuminati.