DISCLAIMER: I have nothing to with neither Glee nor Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Blah blah blah.


Angst

"But I love you!"

"It's not enough..."

AU

"Hi! I'm Brittany, I'll be serving you today!"

"I-ah-eegdibvf."

Crack!fic

Two girls, one ship and a helluva lot of rum.

Crossover

"Don't warn the tadpoles, B?"

"I have frog fear..."

Death

"It wasn't worth it."

Show related

"No one gets it."

"I do."

First Time

"W-Was it..? I mean, was I-"

"S, it was perfect."

Fluff

"You serenaded me with the gayest song you could think of, didn't you?"

"Yep."

"I love you."

Humour

"We're going to Candy Mountain, Santy!"

"...Brittany, what did I tell you about accepting baked goods from Puckerman?"

Hurt/Comfort

"If I see you near a dirt bike again, I will kill you myself."

Smut

She grinned at the other girl's mantra, 'BrittanybrittanybrittanyOH GOD! BRITTANY!'.

UST

"Artie, just so you know, if sex were dating, Santana and I would not be dating... Anymore."