A/N: We'll just say, that instead of Miley and Jake getting together, Hannah and Jake get together.
Disclaimer: I do not Own Hannah Montana or it's characters.
"Jake! Let's GO!!" Miley/Hannah screamed for her boyfriend. They were supposed to be at one of Tracy's famous parties, where She was the guest of honor, and Jake was taking longer in the bathroom than she thought was possible of any female, let alone a guy.
"We have to be there…" She looked at her watch "fifteen minutes ago!"
"I'm coming! I'm coming!" Jake came out in a button down white shirt and… blue boxers.
"You're not even wearing pants yet? What were you doing in there?"
"My hair, duh. Doesn't it look great?"
"JAKE!"
"Relax, sweets, I've got my pants right here!"
"Put them on in the limo then. Casually late only goes so far." Miley said as she was walking out the door.
Once they were at the party, Jake went straight for the refreshments. Tracy walked up to Hannah, giving Jake a strange look.
"Guys…" They both said simultaneously.
"Hannah, dah-ling, you're late!" Tracy sounded especially nasal today.
"Yes, I know. Jake spends more time on his hair than any girl I know."
"Well, it is great hair. I wonder who his stylist is… Well, anyway Hannah, have a great time at your party!" Tracy told her before wandering over to Jake to ask him his hair secrets.
"Having fun, Ms. Stewart?" A strange voice came from behind Miley. It sent chills down her spine. She slowly turned around and saw a young man.
"H-how do you know?"
"I have my ways. Follow me." She did. They ended up in a small room in an empty part of Tracy's mansion.
"What do you want from me? An autograph or something?" He looked at her.
"Oh no, much more than that."
"Ok…what?"
"I want… you!" He quickly grabbed her and put a rag with a foul smelling substance over her mouth and nose. Her world quickly went black.