It was a bright and sunny day atop of The hill where Peppa and her family lived. Peppa was busy playing with her toy car, when George ran in. "George! This is my room!" George began to cry. Peppa knew George would get his way. He was kingly compared to her. "I wish George was never even born..." She thought to herself. "Peppa! Come down here now!" It was Mommy pig. Peppa began to slowly shuffle down the staircase, trying to stall as long as possible before a punishment was thrown at her. Just as she reached the fourth stair, she heard a whisper echo from her room. "Peppa... Peppa come here!" Peppa had never heard this voice before, and she was scared to find out who was whispering to her. She peered into the room, and a slim green figure stood before her. It was Kermit the frog. She had seen him on the television before, and hadn't expected him to pay a visit. "Come closer Peppa." She stepped closer, as if something other than herself had done it. She had no idea what to expect, but her instincts had told her to approach. She now stood before the handsome green frog, not knowing what to expect. She began to speak, but was cut off by Kermit smashing his lips upon hers. She was terrified, but didn't struggle, for she knew that Kermit loved her, and she relized she loved him. She closed her eyes and felt his fabric like lips grow warmer. Kermit then pulled away. "Time to give you respect for once." He said. He lifted up her piggy panties and dove in. Peppa had never felt anything like it. She had seen Mommy pig and Daddy pig do something similar to this on the couch before. Kermit used all of his oral strength to pleasure her. Peppa's eyes rolled back. This increadible feeling she had felt. She couldn't explain it. Peppa began to cry tears of pure joy. She never wanted it to end. She looked down, to be greeted by a face she had never wanted to see again. It was her X boyfriend, Shrek, the whole time. She wanted to stop him, but list took control of her entire body. Shrek realeased a mighty roar into her piggy parts. Peppa came all over Shrek. Shrek wasn't ogre. He turned Peppa over and got her in the booty. He went as fast as a Sanic. Peppa could tell his onion juice was building up. With one final roar Shrek exploded into onions, getting his precious liquids all over her room. She lay limp on the floor. Mommy pig walked in, and gasped in horror. All Peppa could do was rest.