DISCLAIMER: I do not own Batman: The Brave and The Bold. All these characters belong to both DC and Warner Bros.
A/N: Decided to make this history while writing something else. Completely random, but is a good way to kill time. And it was quite fun too. Hope you like it, and don´t worry. I´m going to continue with this story, updating anytime something comes up into my head.
Superman had been raised in a very humble and simple environment. Moving to the big city some years ago had been one of the hardest things he had done. Adapting to the agitated life of a city like Metropolis had been a difficult task for the Man of Steel. However, thanks to his hard work and the amiability and help of his friends and colleagues, he was finally able to adapt to the life in the concrete jungle.
One of the many things he had learned to, and that he also loved to do was to spend all the day in his brand new iPad, and Jimmy had even been kind enough to teach him how to use it (much to Lois´s disdain). Worst thing: he had bought two of them. One for Superman and another one for Clark Kent. It was even worse if you knew him personally on both sides of his life. You could get a tweet saying "Just saved the day!", and in the next minute something like "I just saw Superman save the day!". It could become a real bother. Which was why Batman had turned off his phone last night before heading to do his usual thing: crime fighting.
However, not even THE BATMAN could have foreseen in any way the problems that this apparently meaningless action would bring him.
TRUST ISSUES
CHAPTER 1: YOU LEFT YOUR PHONE OFF
Superman knocked at the Wayne Manor, and was greeted by the personal butler of the Wayne family, Alfred. When asked about the reason of his visit, Superman said that it was to check up on Batman (he had turned his phone off last night) and also wanted to say hi to his fellow hero. Alfred then reassured him that Bruce was OK, and told him he was still sleeping in his room. Superman politely asked Alfred if he could see Bruce. The butler nodded and guided Superman towards Bruce´s room. However, when they opened the door, they saw something neither of them could be prepared for.
"What is going on here!?" yelled Superman to the two people in the bed in front of him.
Startled, Bruce and his companion reacted to the intruding superhero. She took the sheets and quickly covered her bare chest, while he was left speechless as he saw the man that had just entered the room. They were both breathing heavily, and Bruce tried very hard (get it?) for something between his legs not to be seen through the almost transparent white sheets.
"Superman… This is not what it seems!" was Bruce´s only answer to the sudden presence of the kryptonian in his room.
Superman couldn't believe what he was seeing. Bruce Wayne was naked in his bed together with another woman. And this woman just happened to be Selina Kyle, better known as the burglar who called herself Catwoman. Batman had a fling with one of the members of his rogue gallery. He had sex with a criminal. He had caught them right in the act (so to speak…), with their clothes scattered all over the floor.
"Bruce! This… this has gone too far! This is the final straw!" yelled Bruce´s fellow hero. Superman turned his face from the man in the cowl (he wasn't using the cowl at the moment, or anything at all, to be honest), struggling to say something.
"Say it." said Bruce coldly to his friend. "It is your responsibility. Do it."
Superman sighed, knowing the other man was right. He couldn't cover his friend anymore; not after this. "Batman! Your actions have shown your lack of commitment and respect to the Code of the Hero, which is the law that we Justice League members adhere to when joining into the organization; especially funding members like YOU and me. Therefore, as of this moment, you are in probation. It is now the responsibility of the members of the Justice League to evaluate your recent actions, and to determine whether or not you will still be a member of the League!"
With that said, Superman took his leave, being followed by Alfred, who wisely decided to close the door behind him.
Bruce passed his hands throught his hair, knowing a headache was coming. Now he had really done it. Things got out of control yesterday, and now he was in the middle of a very serious problem with his all of his friends and partners in the League. He was also sure that the whole "rehabilitiation" thing was not going to work anymore.
"Eerrmm… Sorry to be so inopportune darling, but… we didn't quite finish what we were doing before." purred the female burglar, while sensually grabbing the hero´s arm. "Think we can finish this before you think about the issues with your guy friend?" asked Batman´s feline companion.
Bruce made a face to the burglar (who seemed more amused than intimidated), but in the end, he only smirked and hugged Selina, dragging her down to the bed with him.
End Chapter 1
EDIT: A few stetic changes done.