This is set before the other one-shot in this series, Bungee Jumping. May I present: Sexy Back!
It all began in sixth year. Harry was trying to get over his godfather, and was doing this in the form of...well...doing some rather strange things. But this? This was suicide.
Not literally.
But they had been sat, with no homework (much to Hermione's distress) and he had uttered two words. "I'm bored." Now, Ron had experience with that word (all to do with cannabis, mushrooms, the chamber of secrets and Hufflepuffs), so he was slightly worried. But this time, Harry's idea seemed...worryingly sane.
"I'll play a prank," he'd declared, green eyes shining, yep, worryingly sane, "On Snape." Ah, there's the insanity back. Ron was less worried for his friend's mental health and more worried for his physical health. If Snape found out...
That night, Harry had sneaked down to Snape's quarters. It was a devious plan. He would set up a ward so that when Snape walked over it...well, they'd see in the morning.
Upon the mentioned morning, at breakfast, Snape took his seat, scowled, and then stopped. As soon as he had scowled, music had begun playing.
I'm bringing sexy back (yeah)
Them other boys don't know how to act (yeah)
I think you're special what's behind your back (yeah)
So turn around and I'll pick up the slack. (yeah)
And so forth. Mouths dropped open. Hufflepuffs fainted, Ravenclaws looked fascinated, Gryffindors were laughing, and the Slytherins looked horrified.
All day long, the annoying song kept blaring from Snape- or more specifically, his robes. Harry's ward had set up so that whenever Snape scowled, his robes would play the song. And thoroughly annoy Snape, of course.
Finally, Harry's magical signature was recognised, and he was punished to a week scrubbing the dungeon floors. Because it really wasn't harming to anyone or anything, except Snape's sanity, really, was it?
Decided to post this anyway. Look out for the next in the series, set before this one, Hufflepuffs WHERE? All my love, funky xxx