By Yumetake
Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing, although I do own the movie brought to you by LOVE, but then I don't think that I really want to… you'll see what I mean…
Prologue: Hypnotic Movie in My Head
Oh, this is good, first class blackmail material! I gotta hand it to Wu-man; he really has it in him! You'd think that with his attitude towards them, they'd stay as far away as possible, but nooo… I happen to have a dozen of pictures of fan girls in front of me accompanied by pink love letters filled with hearts and glitters, that's right, all for him. I picked out the best one in my opinion (she's cute, Chinese, and even has the same last name as he does), and stuck it up on the fridge that's already covered with pictures and letters derived from fan mail.
I get to handle all of our fan mail because the others doesn't care too much for it, but sometimes they regret it because I get to have too much fun with theirs. Take the fan art at the top right-hand corner of the fridge for example, it's the work of a certain 3x4 fan, and apparently Quatre has become a kitty and is crawling out of the back of Trowa's shirt [1]. Heheh… I love watching their reactions to this type of things, I wonder just how deep a shade of red can Quatre's face go. I'll have to see for myself tomorrow, but now I'd better get to bed, because when Wufei sees that girl on the fridge at 5 am in the morning, I'll have to get my ass out of bed and run like hell.
Ah forget it, resistance will be futile, because when the chase goes on for too long, Heero helps him (It's so unfair!), simply because he'd be annoyed by the noise. Now, even the great Shinigami can't escape when he's got the perfect soldier holding a gun to his forehead and a mad Chinese man with a katana attacking from behind. At least not without help from the shinning Arabian angel, Quatre would then come out, hands on his hips, saying that he doesn't want any fighting in his house. Wufei often gives up at this point, probably because he doesn't want to be lectured by the shorter blond. I guess I have my allies too in this house… now if only I can get Trowa to side with me…bribing him won't be easy unless I have the right stuff…
Wait a second! What the hell am I thinking? Whoa… I gotta rewind my thoughts, that's was going in the wrong direction! I know that I'd do almost anything to get more support… but that was just wrong. Must never let slip that thought, being me is not easy you know, one slip-up, one wrong move, could spawn an entire fandom of a non-existent relationship, and then I'll never hear the end of it. That's right, you heard me, non-existent, there's nothing between me and Tro… oh shit! Great, way to go Duo, you'll definitely get him to side with you when a galloping herd of yaoi fans parade in front of the house holding a banner with "2x3 forever!" high above their heads. It'd help even more if they actually made a ballad of it, like they did the time I accidentally let it be known that Heero helped Wufei when we fought, yes that's right, that's where the whole 1x5 thing got started, and I got sliced up pretty good for that one. There was nothing to regret though, as I thoroughly enjoyed watching Wu-man fume, and I think he was even more frustrated at Heero because he wouldn't express anything against it and just let it pass with an "hn" of his, but then he never expresses much of anything anyways.
But I kinda feel sorry to disappoint our fans you know, some of them are so passionate about their favorite pairings, yet in truth, there are none, the five of us are just friends. I'm probably the only one who pays any attention to yaoi fan mail and find them funny. Of course, I keep the pretty pictures of me with my boyfriend, whichever one it happens to be. Yep, so far I've gotten paired up with everyone, well not so often with Trowa, but that's not gonna last very long now. I like the fan arts, not only because I look gorgeous in them, but also 'cause I look so happy with my supposed love.
Hey what's going on? Everything is getting blurry, I must be falling asleep, I didn't know that it feels like this, maybe that's just because I forget every morning… Oh look, there's a black and white movie playing amidst all this fog in my head… heheh, it's pretty interesting… … … Okay I'll tell you what's going on: Happiness is good… You deserve to be happy… Be Happy… Happy happy happy… Yep, that's what appeared on the screen, and in the end it said in the credit that this film is brought to you by LOVE, soundtrack by LOVE, director – LOVE, Make-up – LOVE... But you gotta see this movie for yourself; it looks much better on the big screen, you know, the one in my head. I'll show it to you next time you come into my head, speaking of which… why are you in my head anyways?!
I know! I'll just start slipping into my sleep now, then you'd get bored and go away. As long as I don't dream of anything that could have the spawning effect… I need some music to help me sleep, here's the soundtrack of the movie playing, it's a quite catchy tune, it goes like this: ♪ Happy happy happy, love love love, happiness = love… ♪
Notes: [1] Not any fan art I've seen, but I'd sure like to see one like this, it'd be adorable. ^^
TBC… when Duo picks his first lovely target…