The one with the Lost Memory
Abbreviations for all those stupid ones who don't know.haha just playin!!
OS- Off stage AN-Author's note OTP-On the phone
Summary: A bump on the head causes Rachel to lose her memory and Ross pretends to be her husband because she doesn't remember anything else. Phoebe and Monica are deciding to make some extra money, so they put an ad in the newspaper for two babysitters. Joey auditions for the play "Annie", and encourages Chandler to try out too. "Just for the heck of it".
Authors Note: Hi, guys! This is definitely one of my stories that I have enjoyed writing the most!
Disclaimer: These characters do not belong to me, but to Warner Bros and somebody else that I am too lazy to look up!! :-) Enjoy!!
(Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. The whole gang is there. Monica is cooking, and is asking Rachel to help test her new creation. Joey is on the phone, and Chandler is watching TV. Ross is sad about breaking up with Rachel, and Phoebe is comforting him)
Joey: (OTP) Yeah? Okay! Yeah, sure! No, this will be good practice for me! (Listens) Thanks, Jim! (Hangs up)
Chandler: What was that all about?
Joey: My agent just called and thinks I should audition for "Annie."
Chandler: Isn't that the Broadway musical about a little redhead orphan?
Joey: Yeah, so? That Warbucks dude is PHAT!
Chandler: Please don't use those words.it scares people.
(Ross is looking very sad and Phoebe is trying to comfort him)
Phoebe: Oh, it's okay, Ross! There are lots of girls out there as good as Rachel.you just have to find her!
Ross: Thanks, Phoebs! I just wish I could have Rachel, though.
Phoebe: Well, if you want her THAT bad, then you should do something about it!
Ross: Your right! Thanks, Phoebs!
Phoebe: No problem.now I gotta go pee!! (She runs to the bathroom)
(Cut to: Monica and Rachel by the stove)
Monica: Oh, here, taste this!
Rachel: Mmm.okay! (Tastes something from a spoon)
Monica: Do you think it needs something?
Rachel: Hmm.maybe a little salt?
Monica: That's what I thought. (She goes to get the salt, but it is stuck between two piles of dirty frying pans. She pries it out, but the pans become unsteady, and get ready to fall. Monica backs out of the way quickly) Rachel! Move!
Rachel: (Turns around, but it is too late and all the pans fall on her head)
(The whole gang gets up, and goes to see if Rachel is all right)
(Scene: The camera is in Rachel's position on the floor looking up. The whole gang is crowded around her-except Phoebe who is still in the bathroom- the camera blurs and fades to black, as if Rachel is opening and closing her eyes)
Monica: Rachel?
Ross: Are you okay?
Chandler: Woah, that's gonna bruise. (Monica elbows him)
Joey: (Holds up 3 fingers) How many fingers, Rach?
(The camera goes black)
(Phoebe runs out of the bathroom)
Phoebe: What happened? What happened? (Sees Rachel on the ground) Ross! When I told you to do something about it, I didn't mean kill her!!!
(Opening Credits, Theme song, Commercial break)
(Scene: The hospital. The whole gang is crowded around Rachel's bed and Rachel is asleep. The doctor enters)
Doctor: Hey guys!
Ross: (very concerned) Is she gonna make it, doctor? Will she be okay?
Doctor: Woah, woah there, son! Now, you must be the husband to be worrying so much!
Phoebe: (Scoffs)
Ross: No, actually-she's just a friend
Doctor: Oh-well, Rachel your FRIEND-is going to be just fine! She got a little bump on the head that knocked her out, nothing to worry about. There could be a few symptoms such as bruising, memory loss-things like that-but otherwise, she'll be up on her feet in no time. The medication should be wearing off soon, and she'll be waking up anytime now.
Monica: Thanks!
Joey: Yeah, thanks, Doc!
Doctor: No, problem. (Exits)
Chandler: Woah, well this night has been eventful.
Gang: (Agrees)
Rachel: (Stirs and opens her eyes, and sits up) Woah! Where am I? (Puts her hand to her head and closes her eyes and lays back down) Oh!
Monica: It's okay, Rach, you got a bump on the head when the pans fell on you.
Rachel: Oh okay-who are you?
Monica: Who am I? Rachel, it's me, Monica-your best friend?
Rachel (Furrows her brow) not ringing a bell, sorry-And why are you calling me Rachel?
Phoebe: Oh, I don't know, maybe because that's your name!
Rachel: Oh. (Scratches her head)
Ross: Rachel, sweetie do you remember me?
Rachel: (Grabs his face in her hands) No, but you are very handsome.
Ross: (Smiles bashfully and blushes) Aw, well, thanks.
(Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. The whole gang is watching TV- Rachel is kind of staring into space)
Rachel: Is this where I live?
Chandler: Okay, these random questions are getting annoying-
Monica: No, honey, actually you live across the hall with Joey.
Rachel: (Points to Ross hopefully) Are you Joey?
Joey: (Waves Rachel's glance over to him) No that would be me.
Rachel: Oh, hello!
Ross: So-what should we do tonight?
Monica: Well, Phoebe and me are babysitting tonight!
Chandler: Really? You're babysitting? For who?
Phoebe: Oh yeah, for these cute kids two floors down.
Ross: Why did they ask you?
Monica: Well, because, Ross, we are responsible!
Rachel: (Dreamily) Ross-what a nice name.
Ross: (Smiles kind of, then goes back to Monica) How'd you get the job?
Phoebe: Well, we were in the hallway and the mother came up kind of desperately and asked if we were babysitters
Monica: And she looked so stressed out, so we said yes!
Chandler: But what about me? (In a baby voice) You're going to leave YOUR baby at home alone tonight?
Monica: You'll survive.
Joey: Hey, Chandler why don't you come audition for "Annie" with me?
Chandler: I think I'll pass, Joe.I'm not interested in shaving my head or dying my hair red. Plus I can't sing worth crap.
Joey: Aw, cummon, it'll be fun! Just for the heck of it! Cummon!
Chandler: Oh, fine! Just for the heck of it!
Joey: Oh, this'll be great!
Chandler: Oh, yeah so great.
Ross: Well, that means it's just you and me tonight, Rach!
Rachel: (Still dreamily) Alone is nice.
Monica: (Looks at her watch) Oh, look what time it is, Phoebs, we better get going!
Phoebe: Okay! Oh wait! (Grabs her guitar) I'll sing the kids to sleep!
Monica: WHAT? (Phoebe exits with Monica behind her)
Joey: Yeah, Chandler we should get going too! Don't wanna be late for the big audition!
Chandler: (dully) Oh, I can hardly contain my excitement.
(They leave)
Rachel: So, what's my name again?
Ross: Your name is Rachel Gre-Gellar. (He smiles slyly)
Rachel: Rachel Gre-Gellar?
Ross: No, Rachel Gellar.
Rachel Oh, I see.and what's your name?
Ross: Ross Gellar.
Rachel: (Calculates that in her mind, then looks disappointed) Oh, are we brother and sister? (She then looks disgusted)
Ross: (Laughs) No, honey, (Smiles and takes her hands in his) we're married!
Rachel: (Smiles) Really? Oh, wow!
Ross: Yes, sweetie.
Rachel: Oh, I can't wait to get my memory back so I can remember you better.
Ross: (Laughs nervously)
(Scene: In the hallway next to the apartment that they are babysitting in, Monica and Phoebe knock on the door. The mother answers)
Mother: Hello, girls! I'm Mrs. Olsen!
Phoebe and Monica: Hi!
Mother: Well, I have two boys and a girl. The girl is the middle child and her name is Ashleigh.she's four, Brian is the oldest, he's six, and Freddie is the youngest, he's three and a half. I'll be home about 10 or so.I've just got a business meeting. Dinner's on its way.we ordered pizza. Have fun! Oh.and your names are.
Monica: I'm Monica Gellar
Phoebe: And I'm Phoebe Buffay! (Shakes her hand)
Mother: Well, have fun you guys!
Kids: Bye, Mommy!
Ashleigh: When are you comin back, Mommy?
Mother: In a little while, sweetie, this is Monica and Phoebe and they are going to take care of you while I'm gone!
Ashleigh: Kay.
(Mother Leaves)
Monica: Hi, guys! What do you all wanna do first?
Freddie: I hungee. (I'm hungry)
Monica: Well, your pizza is on its way.
Phoebe: Yeah!
Freddie: I wah cooies. (I want cookies)
Ashleigh: yeah! Cookies! Can you make cookies for us, Monica?
Monica: Sure! Do you guys wanna help me?
Ashleigh and Freddie: Yeah!
Brian: No. (Points to Phoebe's guitar) why'd you bring that?
Phoebe: Oh, I'm gonna sing to you all!
Brian: Will you sing to me? (Looks down) My daddy used to sing to me, but he's dead now.
(Phoebe and Monica exchange sad looks)
Phoebe: Aw, well, sure, Brian.what do you want to hear? (She sits on the couch and Brian crawls into her lap)
Brian: Row Your Boat
Phoebe: That's my favorite song! (She starts playing) Row, row, row your boat....
(Commercial Break)
AN: I WOULD keep going till it ended, but I'm gonna stop her and make a new chapter so I can keep you all in suspense. Bwahaha!! Much Love Keep reading!! *Rach*
Abbreviations for all those stupid ones who don't know.haha just playin!!
OS- Off stage AN-Author's note OTP-On the phone
Summary: A bump on the head causes Rachel to lose her memory and Ross pretends to be her husband because she doesn't remember anything else. Phoebe and Monica are deciding to make some extra money, so they put an ad in the newspaper for two babysitters. Joey auditions for the play "Annie", and encourages Chandler to try out too. "Just for the heck of it".
Authors Note: Hi, guys! This is definitely one of my stories that I have enjoyed writing the most!
Disclaimer: These characters do not belong to me, but to Warner Bros and somebody else that I am too lazy to look up!! :-) Enjoy!!
(Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. The whole gang is there. Monica is cooking, and is asking Rachel to help test her new creation. Joey is on the phone, and Chandler is watching TV. Ross is sad about breaking up with Rachel, and Phoebe is comforting him)
Joey: (OTP) Yeah? Okay! Yeah, sure! No, this will be good practice for me! (Listens) Thanks, Jim! (Hangs up)
Chandler: What was that all about?
Joey: My agent just called and thinks I should audition for "Annie."
Chandler: Isn't that the Broadway musical about a little redhead orphan?
Joey: Yeah, so? That Warbucks dude is PHAT!
Chandler: Please don't use those words.it scares people.
(Ross is looking very sad and Phoebe is trying to comfort him)
Phoebe: Oh, it's okay, Ross! There are lots of girls out there as good as Rachel.you just have to find her!
Ross: Thanks, Phoebs! I just wish I could have Rachel, though.
Phoebe: Well, if you want her THAT bad, then you should do something about it!
Ross: Your right! Thanks, Phoebs!
Phoebe: No problem.now I gotta go pee!! (She runs to the bathroom)
(Cut to: Monica and Rachel by the stove)
Monica: Oh, here, taste this!
Rachel: Mmm.okay! (Tastes something from a spoon)
Monica: Do you think it needs something?
Rachel: Hmm.maybe a little salt?
Monica: That's what I thought. (She goes to get the salt, but it is stuck between two piles of dirty frying pans. She pries it out, but the pans become unsteady, and get ready to fall. Monica backs out of the way quickly) Rachel! Move!
Rachel: (Turns around, but it is too late and all the pans fall on her head)
(The whole gang gets up, and goes to see if Rachel is all right)
(Scene: The camera is in Rachel's position on the floor looking up. The whole gang is crowded around her-except Phoebe who is still in the bathroom- the camera blurs and fades to black, as if Rachel is opening and closing her eyes)
Monica: Rachel?
Ross: Are you okay?
Chandler: Woah, that's gonna bruise. (Monica elbows him)
Joey: (Holds up 3 fingers) How many fingers, Rach?
(The camera goes black)
(Phoebe runs out of the bathroom)
Phoebe: What happened? What happened? (Sees Rachel on the ground) Ross! When I told you to do something about it, I didn't mean kill her!!!
(Opening Credits, Theme song, Commercial break)
(Scene: The hospital. The whole gang is crowded around Rachel's bed and Rachel is asleep. The doctor enters)
Doctor: Hey guys!
Ross: (very concerned) Is she gonna make it, doctor? Will she be okay?
Doctor: Woah, woah there, son! Now, you must be the husband to be worrying so much!
Phoebe: (Scoffs)
Ross: No, actually-she's just a friend
Doctor: Oh-well, Rachel your FRIEND-is going to be just fine! She got a little bump on the head that knocked her out, nothing to worry about. There could be a few symptoms such as bruising, memory loss-things like that-but otherwise, she'll be up on her feet in no time. The medication should be wearing off soon, and she'll be waking up anytime now.
Monica: Thanks!
Joey: Yeah, thanks, Doc!
Doctor: No, problem. (Exits)
Chandler: Woah, well this night has been eventful.
Gang: (Agrees)
Rachel: (Stirs and opens her eyes, and sits up) Woah! Where am I? (Puts her hand to her head and closes her eyes and lays back down) Oh!
Monica: It's okay, Rach, you got a bump on the head when the pans fell on you.
Rachel: Oh okay-who are you?
Monica: Who am I? Rachel, it's me, Monica-your best friend?
Rachel (Furrows her brow) not ringing a bell, sorry-And why are you calling me Rachel?
Phoebe: Oh, I don't know, maybe because that's your name!
Rachel: Oh. (Scratches her head)
Ross: Rachel, sweetie do you remember me?
Rachel: (Grabs his face in her hands) No, but you are very handsome.
Ross: (Smiles bashfully and blushes) Aw, well, thanks.
(Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. The whole gang is watching TV- Rachel is kind of staring into space)
Rachel: Is this where I live?
Chandler: Okay, these random questions are getting annoying-
Monica: No, honey, actually you live across the hall with Joey.
Rachel: (Points to Ross hopefully) Are you Joey?
Joey: (Waves Rachel's glance over to him) No that would be me.
Rachel: Oh, hello!
Ross: So-what should we do tonight?
Monica: Well, Phoebe and me are babysitting tonight!
Chandler: Really? You're babysitting? For who?
Phoebe: Oh yeah, for these cute kids two floors down.
Ross: Why did they ask you?
Monica: Well, because, Ross, we are responsible!
Rachel: (Dreamily) Ross-what a nice name.
Ross: (Smiles kind of, then goes back to Monica) How'd you get the job?
Phoebe: Well, we were in the hallway and the mother came up kind of desperately and asked if we were babysitters
Monica: And she looked so stressed out, so we said yes!
Chandler: But what about me? (In a baby voice) You're going to leave YOUR baby at home alone tonight?
Monica: You'll survive.
Joey: Hey, Chandler why don't you come audition for "Annie" with me?
Chandler: I think I'll pass, Joe.I'm not interested in shaving my head or dying my hair red. Plus I can't sing worth crap.
Joey: Aw, cummon, it'll be fun! Just for the heck of it! Cummon!
Chandler: Oh, fine! Just for the heck of it!
Joey: Oh, this'll be great!
Chandler: Oh, yeah so great.
Ross: Well, that means it's just you and me tonight, Rach!
Rachel: (Still dreamily) Alone is nice.
Monica: (Looks at her watch) Oh, look what time it is, Phoebs, we better get going!
Phoebe: Okay! Oh wait! (Grabs her guitar) I'll sing the kids to sleep!
Monica: WHAT? (Phoebe exits with Monica behind her)
Joey: Yeah, Chandler we should get going too! Don't wanna be late for the big audition!
Chandler: (dully) Oh, I can hardly contain my excitement.
(They leave)
Rachel: So, what's my name again?
Ross: Your name is Rachel Gre-Gellar. (He smiles slyly)
Rachel: Rachel Gre-Gellar?
Ross: No, Rachel Gellar.
Rachel Oh, I see.and what's your name?
Ross: Ross Gellar.
Rachel: (Calculates that in her mind, then looks disappointed) Oh, are we brother and sister? (She then looks disgusted)
Ross: (Laughs) No, honey, (Smiles and takes her hands in his) we're married!
Rachel: (Smiles) Really? Oh, wow!
Ross: Yes, sweetie.
Rachel: Oh, I can't wait to get my memory back so I can remember you better.
Ross: (Laughs nervously)
(Scene: In the hallway next to the apartment that they are babysitting in, Monica and Phoebe knock on the door. The mother answers)
Mother: Hello, girls! I'm Mrs. Olsen!
Phoebe and Monica: Hi!
Mother: Well, I have two boys and a girl. The girl is the middle child and her name is Ashleigh.she's four, Brian is the oldest, he's six, and Freddie is the youngest, he's three and a half. I'll be home about 10 or so.I've just got a business meeting. Dinner's on its way.we ordered pizza. Have fun! Oh.and your names are.
Monica: I'm Monica Gellar
Phoebe: And I'm Phoebe Buffay! (Shakes her hand)
Mother: Well, have fun you guys!
Kids: Bye, Mommy!
Ashleigh: When are you comin back, Mommy?
Mother: In a little while, sweetie, this is Monica and Phoebe and they are going to take care of you while I'm gone!
Ashleigh: Kay.
(Mother Leaves)
Monica: Hi, guys! What do you all wanna do first?
Freddie: I hungee. (I'm hungry)
Monica: Well, your pizza is on its way.
Phoebe: Yeah!
Freddie: I wah cooies. (I want cookies)
Ashleigh: yeah! Cookies! Can you make cookies for us, Monica?
Monica: Sure! Do you guys wanna help me?
Ashleigh and Freddie: Yeah!
Brian: No. (Points to Phoebe's guitar) why'd you bring that?
Phoebe: Oh, I'm gonna sing to you all!
Brian: Will you sing to me? (Looks down) My daddy used to sing to me, but he's dead now.
(Phoebe and Monica exchange sad looks)
Phoebe: Aw, well, sure, Brian.what do you want to hear? (She sits on the couch and Brian crawls into her lap)
Brian: Row Your Boat
Phoebe: That's my favorite song! (She starts playing) Row, row, row your boat....
(Commercial Break)
AN: I WOULD keep going till it ended, but I'm gonna stop her and make a new chapter so I can keep you all in suspense. Bwahaha!! Much Love Keep reading!! *Rach*