Title: VEGGIE CHU

VEGGIE CHU Summary: ONE DAY VEGETA WENT ALL CRAZY BECAUSE HE WATCHED TOO MUCH POKEMON! AND HE WANTS TO EAT A HAMBURGER THAT LOOKS LIKE HIS OWN HEAD!

VERY HUMOROUS!

Tuesday

When Vegeta was home alone; he 'borrowed' Trunks' Pokemon video and watched the episode when Pikachu wanted to stay with his fellow Pikachu's. At the end of the episode he cried, "Oh sniff sniff that was SO beautiful! I wonder when the woman gets back. She must NOT see me watching Pokemon. It would be a shame for my Saiyan pride (a/n oO Yeah Vegeta, it IS! lmao "--)."

Finally, Vegeta heard Bulma's footsteps coming towards 'their' house, "Shit! She's HOME!" Vegeta was cleaning up the Pokemon stuff he 'borrowed from Trunks in super speed and acted like anything is fine with him.

Bulma opened the door and saw her husband scowling like always. Scowling is Vegeta's greeting and Bulma knew it, "Vegeta." Bulma said as she gave him a kiss on the cheek. Bulma sent the four year old Trunks to his own room. "Let's go upstairs." Bulma whispered. She 'really' felt like going 'upstairs' and Vegeta smirked. She then felt his strong arms carrying her. (A/N Well you can guess at what happens next oO I don't write lemon, so sorry:P)

Wednesday

Vegeta went out 'shopping' with his last $100 pocket money to buy a Pikachu suit oO. Sure, he did not knew why, but he had a funny feeling that he begins to like that yellow creature.

Vegeta turned around saw girls looking at his butt, 'Oh please dear God, let them stop that that horrible look on their faces towards my ass.'

He looked away and later he found out that the girls were watching his tight ass 'again' and they were following him everywhere he went. He was losing his patience and screamed at them, "WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME TO THE END OF THE WORLD? HAVE YOU GIRLS GOT NOTHING TO DO ANYTHING BETTER BESIDES LOOKING AT MY BUTT?"

Vegeta growled. Sure, he knows that he is hot, but damn, he never understood female earthlings.
Vegeta was being followed by the annoying girls 'again' and flew away, very pissed off.

About five minutes later, he was surrounded by 'gays'. "OH, PLEASE NOT THIS! Fuck off, men! I'm not interested."

Vegeta ran away like never before, trying to lose that 'gay team' and bumped his head on a suit shop, "Finally!" Vegeta said as he went inside the shop.

He saw two men, one is fat and one is thin, "Hello fellow, welcome to Pokemon suit shop, what do you want to buy for your kid?" The thin one asked and did not know that Vegeta wants to buy something for 'himself'.

"I want to buy a Pikachu suit for myself!" Answered Vegeta, very confidently.

The thin and the fat men were snickering and shocked at the same time, "HAHAHA, you're kidding! Look man, this shop is for kids between the ages 6-12, not for a mature man!" Then they laughed their asses off when they saw that Vegeta was looking seriously at them. "Go and find him a Pikachu suit for the length of a man." Said the fat person.

Later

Vegeta finally bought a Pikachu suit and talked telepathic to Goku to invite him going to the McDonalds later this evening, 'Kakarot, are you there?'

Vegeta waited, in his Pikachu suit, 'Veggie? Hi Veggie Chan! How you've been?' Asked Goku, when Goku was in his own house, washing his hair in the bathroom.

'Don't! Don't call me Veggie and definitely not with a Chan!' Vegeta growled.

Goku smiled his goofy grin like always, 'Sorry Veggie Chan!'

Vegeta rolled his eyes of the stupidity of Goku but forgot that, 'Okay I finally bought something really nice I wanted so much.' Vegeta smirked.

Goku's eyes widened, 'Really? When? What is that what you bought?'

'It's a surprise!'

Goku smiled. He always liked surprises and was even weird for him that Vegeta, the man who is his rival, has actually a surprise for him (a/n yep it is. Oh it is definitely a surprise that no one ever forgets that). 'Okay I'll be there this evening.' Goku finally answered.

When Vegeta disconnected the telepathic connection, he sensed that people were watching at him, even the girls who liked his ass do not even recognize him. Vegeta did not care and headed to his home.

Capsule Corps

When he was home, the first thing he did, is that he came to Bulma to give her a kiss, "I have a surprise, open your eyes." Vegeta said after he took away his hands of Bulma's sapphire eyes.

Bulma giggled and did as Vegeta said what she must do, "Okay, Vegeta what is the sur---" Bulma was cut off; when she saw that Vegeta was wearing a… a… A PIKACHU SUIT, "OH MY GOD, VEGETA? Are you Vegeta!"

Vegeta looked like 'she' was crazy, "OF COURSE I AM! Who did you thought I was?"

Bulma was still shocked, "Never mind, just go and play with your suit." Bulma said at the same time as 'laughing at him'.

Later

Vegeta hopped around the house like a running rabbit. Vegeta first thought that Pikachu was a rabbit, but then Trunks explained that Pikachu was a mouse, only looking like a rabbit because of its ears at the same time as laughing till tears came out of his eyes with his best friend Goten.
Goten wanted to play Pokemon with Vegeta. But no, Vegeta did not accepted; acting the proud arrogant Saiyan we know and wanted to play on his own, this time.
That disappointed the young Goten and let out al of his cries, hitting Vegeta with all his guts.
Vegeta struggled and lost blood, "MY NOOOOOSE! Why you. Fu---"

Vegeta remembered and actually promised Bulma not to curse or using swear words in front of little children, 'Aww, screw kids, I shouldn't have make out with that idiot woman… Damn my hormones!'

Vegeta cursed his wife, but then he remembered to say something at Kakarot's brat, "I'll NEVER play Pokemon with you anymore!" Vegeta threatened.

"Well, you've actually never played Pokemon with me before, nor did you played anything else that has nothing to do with Pokemon!" Goten smirked, "Besides, I've got Trunks to play Pokemon with me!" He stuck his tongue out.

Vegeta went red and yelled, "TRUNKS! YOU'RE GROUNDED! GO TO YOUR ROOM AND NEVER SPEAK TO GOTEN AGAIN UNTIL YOU PLAY POKEMON WITH ME ONCE AN HOUR A DAY!"

'Oh, boy.' Trunks spoke to his mind. "But dad."

Vegeta growled, "Don't daddy me around!" Vegeta looked over at Goten, "And as for you, I'll bring you home. I wanted to go out with your Kaka father of none brains anyway."

McDonalds (With Goku)

"Sir, isn't that too expensive to pay a hamburger, looking like your head? I mean, we need to measure your head, and that costs so much money... Are you sure about that?" The waiter looked at him, in a very strange way. Luckily, Goku explained that Vegeta has lost his mind, because he went crazy after watching too much Pokemon these days.
The waiter nodded and agreed with Goku. He walked away and snickered behind Vegeta's back.

Later, the waiter measured Vegeta's head, "It'll take ten minutes for to finish it."

"Anything! As long as it's my shape of head."

After ten minutes later

Vegeta was eating a hamburger looking like his own head (a/n Well, Vegeta's too proud to eat a hamburger that looks like someone else's head. "--). Before that, he ordered a juicy, lovely, carrot head like burger.

"Kwakawrot, whgat are youhg doingf?"

"Don't talk with your mouth full, Vegeta."

Vegeta swallowed his Carrot Burger, and answered, "Humph! You just have to look at yourself when you're eating."

"Vegeta, I'm serious! After you said to your wife a few hours ago, wasn't something she expected. Well maybe she likes it when you say that to her when you're alone with her..."

Vegeta looked confused, and asked, "what did I said to her?"

"Well, you said to her: Voulez vous coucher avec moi... That's really not something she wanted to hear in public. Where did you learn French?"

"Carrot head, I learned when I was little! Unlike your dumb head."

"Yeah yeah, you're the one who is eating a carrot head burger..."

Yeah yeah, it was short, but I want reviews. The more I get, the longer each chap will be.

And next chapter Vegeta goes to the therapist!