A/N: So, okay, I was in Chem class the other day and bored out of my freakin' mind! Well, I decided I wanted to draw a SasoDei fanart. My first didn't come out too well (or at least, I don't think it did) so I did another. By the time I'd finished the second, I realized I drawn Sori reading and Dei pouting and my brain screamed, "Slash material!" So, here it is. Enjoy!


"Hey, Danna?"

"What, brat?" Sasori replied as he turned a page in his book.

"Can we, you know," Deidara waved his hands around briefly. "Make love?"

"Not now. I'm busy." Another page turned.

"Oh." Deidara's face fell a little. "Could we later?"

"Maybe," Sasori conceded as he continued reading.

"When we do, can I play seme?" Deidara asked excitedly.

"No," Sasori replied bluntly.

"Mm, but why not, un?" the blond pouted.

"Because. You look too much like a girl to be seme."

"Humph! Well, fine," Deidara mumbled angrily as he crossed his arms and turned away.

There was a few moments of silence before Sasori spoke again.

"Don't pout. It makes you look even more like a girl."