Dont do Mary Sues/Gary Stus!!! The sole purpose of this one-shot story is to mock and destroy Mary Sues and Gary Stus. With commentary by the Avatar Characters. This is supposed to be written badly!!!!

Zuko walked down the streets of Ba Sing Se.

Zuko: Oh come on! Why me??? Sokka never gets stuck in Mary Sues!

Sokka: Shut up. This should be fun. (Evil Laugh.)

He stopped at one of the market stalls and bought Ginseng and Jasmine tea for Iroh. When the prince turned around he saw the most beautiful girls he'd ever seen.

Jet: Nice one.

Zuko: Hey! I'm not writing this.

"Hi." she said shyly. Zuko tried to speak but the words couldnt come out. She wore her blonde hair back in a sloppy bun, and had gorgeous saphhire eyes. She was tall and slim, and appeared to be about 16.

Sokka and Jet: (wolf whistle)

Katara: (gags)

Zuko: Clap it you two!

Jet: (sings) HOT STUFF! baby HOT STUFF!

Everyone: Laughs.

Zuko: (crawls under sofa)

Aang: I dont see anything special...

Sokka: Thats because your 12, Aang.

"My names Princess KayLiSu. But you can call me Kay." she explained. "I'm...um...Lee." Zuko replied.

Katara: What is she princess of?

Zuko: (from under couch) I dont know.

"Lee, thats a nice name. Do you want to come over tonight? Great! Heres my adress!" she hugged him and left. Zuko was left stunned at the market stall. He felt very happy the rest of the day-he was in...love!!!

Everyone: AWwWwWWwWwWwWwWwwwWwWwWw

Zuko: Come on! I'm not writing this! This is stupid.

Katara: (starts chanting) Zuko and Kay...

Everyone: Sittin' in a tree: k-i-s-s-i-n-g!

Zuko arrived at Kay's house that night. She answered the door and he was awstruck. Kay wore a beautiful pink robe, with gold embelishments. "Come on in!" she said. They sat down and Kay began talking "So, are you a bender?" "No. Are you?" "I bend water, earth, fire, darkness, minds, wood, and metal. I'm also a very talented singer and I can play the suki horn."

Zuko: OK. Seriously, can we stop now.

Katara: Yeah. I think weve made our point. Mary Sues suck and are annoying.

Jet: Nobody wants to read about Kay and Zuko making out? Thats the best part about Mary Sues!!

Everyone: STARES at Jet.

Zuko: Umm...no.

Sokka: Next up: Gary Stus! This ones gonna be for you Katara.

Sorry if this wasnt funny -.-'

Next: Gary Stus. Featuring an unnaturally Handsome water tribe guy.