19/11/2006 15:47:00

Zup, I'm hearta da fiya with yet another fic. This time I promise I won't delete this one. The show must go on. Anyway, on with the show!

Disclaimer: I don't own anything, except for the story.

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Chapter 1: Just a Thought

Somewhere in Mushroom Kingdom

Mario was standing face-to-face with Bowser. Somehow, he had to get by him and step on that axe thing. Mario has always wondered why Bowser always keeps that same flaw, over and over again, always keeping that axe thing. 'If I was the bad dude and Bowser was the hero, I'd grab that axe and shove it up Bowser's-' "Yeowch!" Mario found himself back as midget Mario.

Luckily (as always), his overalls weren't burned. Now, back in the game, Mario was dodging fireballs like mad. He needed help; both in his grammar and in this situation. Thu-thump thu-thump thu-thump. Mario's heart was beating fast. Thump thump thump thump thump. Is this normal? THUMP THUMP THUMP! Mario almost screamed as he clutched his chest. It was getting much harder to dodge Bowser's attacks now. Suddenly, a green fireball was fired at Bowser, who flinched in pain. Mario turned and saw his brother, riding on Yoshi.

"Oh," Mario said aloud. ' The a-thumping was just-a Yoshi's a-footsteps, so I was just-a hallucinating.' Embarrassing. It was then he noticed that Yoshi had a flower in his mouth. He tossed it at Mario, who took it, and grew in size. Now they were ready. "Let's-a Go!" yelled Mario as all here of them charged at Bowser. Bowser roared. Luigi stopped in his tracks. "Lets-a not," Luigi said. He decided to stay a safe distance away and throw fireballs. Mario shrugged. 'Same old-a Luigi' he thought. Now Mario charged and jumped.

Bowser chucked an axe at Mario, who used his cape to deflect it back at Bowser, who cancelled it out with another axe. Yoshi jumped at Bowser, but Bowser caught Yoshi's tail. He lifted Yoshi's tail level to his face, and, thinking fast, Yoshi tilted his head back, biting Bowser's…err…dragon. Bowser roared in pain, letting go of Yoshi's tail.

Meanwhile, Luigi was hiding behind the axe thingy, shooting his trademark green fireballs at the dragon. Pity they all were hitting his shell, causing no damage whatsoever.

Mario sweep kicked Bowser, causing him to fly in the air. He then clubbed him while he was over his head, causing Bowser to fly even higher. Yoshi then jumped in the air, and thanks to his flutter kick, came level to Bowser. He spiked him down to the ground, then used a ground pound on him, leaving Bowser in a crater.

Boy, did that piss him off. He jumped up and roared. He clawed at Mario, grabbing his shirt, and started to punch him in the face. He then tossed him lightly in the air, then performed a whirling fortress while still on the ground. Then used his almighty headbutt to rocket him off towards a wall, which he stuck onto because or a crater he created.

"Ughh..." Mario groaned.

Bowser then turned to Yoshi, who was …taking a piss?

'Ugh' thought Bowser. "PRIMITIVE BEING!!" He yelled. Yoshi turned around, blushed, then charged at the dragon. Yoshi threw an egg at him, but Bowser blew fire at it, turning it into a fire-egg. He caught it, and tossed it up and down with one hand. Yoshi gulped. Bowser threw it at Yoshi's feet. The fire-egg acted like a grenade, exploding yoshi up into the air. Bowser jumped up to Yoshi's level and spiked him down.

"Doesn't feel too great, huh?" Bowser mockingly asked Yoshi after he landed. He picked him up by the neck, went up to Mario's body, and grabbed him by the neck too.

"hehehehe….hahahaha.HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!1one!!1" Bowser laughed, walking to the lava. 'Wait a sec,' he suddenly thought, stopping. He looked at Mario. "One," he muttered. He looked at Yoshi. "Two," Bowser counted, surprisingly knowing his abc's…err… 123's. "Wasn't there one more?"

"Yes."

"hmm?" Bowser turned around. There he saw Luigi.

"Me." Luigi kneed Bowser in the stomach really, really hard. Bowser let go of Luigi's buddies to clutch his chest, later to fall down on his knees. Luigi kneeled down, face-level to Bowser's. "Don't-a ever beat up-a my brother or his a-dino, understand?"

"Yes," Bowser answered rather weakly. He then fell into the lava, although he is still alive, as always.

Luigi looked down at the lava, breathed in, then…

"OW-OW-OW-OW-OW-OW-OW-OWW!! MY POOR KNEE! PAIN ALL AROUND!!! DARKNESS EVERYWHERE, I'M FAALLING!!" Luigi fell down, spazzed, then jumped back up again, picked up Mario and Yoshi, and carried them to the end of the other side of the bridge, next to the axe.

"How-a did you do a-that?" asked Mario.

"Super mushroom," replied Luigi, grinning from ear to ear.

"Yoshi!" Yoshi exclaimed.

"What?"

Thay all turned around and saw bone Bowser stomping towards them.

"Quick, press-a the axe-a" Mario yelled.

"you mean the thing I was-a hiding behind?" Luigi asked.

"ye- you-a were-a hiding behind-a that thing the whole-a time?!?!?!"

"I didn't-a knw what it-a does! What does it do?"

"It opens up-a the bridge, beating-a Bowser! Why-a didn't you-a push it?"

"I-a didn't know-a what it-a does!"

"know-a you do-a"

"YOSHI!"

"huh?" they all look back at Bowser. He was close.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
"Quick, step-a on the-a axe!!"

"okie-dokie!" Luigi jumped on it, but it didn't budge. "it's-a not moving! You do it!"

"I-a can't, my legs are-a not working!"

"oh, right…"

"YOSHI!"

They turn again. 2 feet away. Bowser roars.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" they scream. Luigi picks up Mario and slams him on the axe-thingy. In short, the bridge falls, causing Bowser to fall, caysing our heroes to cheer, causing Mario to get a headache, due to the sound and pretending to be a hammer, causing Mario to remember that Luigi used him as a hammer, causing Mario to hit Luigi, causing Luigi to faint, causing the end of the chapter.

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Seems like a good place to stop. Oh well. I decided to put a humor column at the end of every chapter. It will usually be about the story.

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3-to-1. Good odds. Not to Bowser though. Maybe if he had good henchmen that wouldn't die by being stepped on, he could stop Mario. Dragon freak…. He could also surround him with his henchmen. After all, there are only two sides in the Super Mario World…side-scroller…get it?