Welcome! This is the beginning of my A-Z drabbles that were challenges from HPFC. There will be 24 different drabbles, all from prompts that you all gave me!

Title: Alphabet Drabbles
Author: sick-atxxheart
Drabble: V
Prompt: "Vampire - Sirius always wondered what it would be like to have fangs." Given by 2Padfoot00Moony8.
Characters: Sirius Black, Remus Lupin
Genre: Humor
Warnings: None

Don't want to close my eyes
I don't want to fall asleep
And I don't want to miss a thing
-Aerosmith, I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing

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"Rawr!" Sirius Black sprang through the Gryffindor Common Room, teeth bared and hands flashing, a vicious noise coming from his throat. His long black hair was wild, framing his face with untamed frizz that he seemed rather proud of to those who knew him.

"Sirius, what the bloody hell are you doing?" Remus Lupin, the voice of reason, said loudly. His words sounded oddly weary and exasperated as he looked up from the heavy tome resting on his lap.

Sirius stopped dead and looked sheepishly over at his best friend, hands falling to his sides awkwardly.. "Erm... pretending."

"Pretending what?" Remus tried hard to keep his voice down, but Sirius' roars had already attracted the attention of most of the Common Room.

"Um... that I have fangs." Sirius shifted back and forth, trying and failing to look innocent, a small grin settling on his face.

"Right," Remus said, rolling his eyes and slamming his heavy, leather-bound book shut. "Of course you are."

Sirius looked hurt. "What? Don't you think it would be cool to have fangs?" A few giggles came from some girls across the room.

The look Remus gave him shut Sirius up immediately. "Right... forgot. Sorry."

Remus' cool nod forgave everything- no one can be expected to be perfect, and Sirius had always been good about keeping Remus' 'problem' a secret. But of course Sirius, being Sirius, couldn't leave something best left alone, alone.

"Well?" Sirius plunked down next to Remus on the couch.

"Well what, Sirius?" Remus asked, his eyes shadowing behind a hint of fear. His friend had way too much imagination and not nearly enough outlets for that imagination.

"Is it cool having fangs?"

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"Mr. Black, could you please explain to me why you have green pieces of plastic stuck to your teeth?"

"De're phutangs, Pwofewssor McGogognall..." Sirius responded, grinning and clearly revealing the long, thin pieces of green plastic that were strategically placed throughout his mouth. Remus rolled his eyes.

"Excuse me?"

James cut in before Sirius could make a fool out of himself anymore than he already had. "He says they're fangs, Professor McGogonall."

"Oh? And why would he be wearing... fangs?"

Sirius pulled the plastic pieces off his teeth and grinned widely. "'Cause I'm a vampire in disguise!"

"Yeah, and You-Know-Who wears a dress," Some kid across the room piped up. Sirius frowned, and Professor McGonogall's stern look deepened.

"What? Seriously, nobody thinks it would be cool to have fangs?" Sirius sounded extremely upset, and he stared at the green plastic in his hands. Snickers followed, and he looked around the room, seemingly confused. Remus and James both hid their grins behind their transfiguration books.

"That is quite enough!" Professor McGonogall exclaimed, her face furious. "Be quiet, all of you! Mr. Black, you do NOT have fangs, and you are NOT a vampire in disguise. Do you understand me?!"

A silence followed, and when Remus looked over, Sirius looked like he was crying, bent over his books. The room was bathed in tense quiet- what would Sirius' response be? He had a reputation that everyone knew of- sex god, bad boy, master prankster- the list went on and on, but the main point was that Sirius was unpredictable, and no one ever knew what he was going to do.

Sirius' hands twitches near his face, and just when Professor McGonogall was about to shout a demand for an answer, Sirius shot up, the green fangs in again, and cried, "RAWWWWRRRRR!"

Sirius' roars, Professor McGonogall's angry, indignant reprimands, and everyone else's laughs filled the room.

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Review! The song doesn't really fit exactly, but if you think about it in a friendship point of view, it does :)