"What?" Tenten said in surprise "So he kissed her?"

"Yes, now you can stop pestering me for information!" Neji Hyuga said "Weren't you at the party?"

"Tenten and I had a mission. I found out that we were wrong, Neji." Rock Lee said

"You were wrong about what?"

"Nothing!" Neji said abrubtly, then he gave Lee a 'Don't tell her we thought she was a lesbian' look... If that's possible

"You thought I was a lesbian!" Apparently... it is possible. And Neji did it perfectly "Either that or a bi." more or less

--

"Hey, Naruto!"

"Hm? Oh, hi; Sakura!"

"I was at Hinatas birthday party. Hee hee."

"Heheh... Well, I couldn't just stay there, with the fact that I forgot to get a birthday present."

"... SHE'S THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE AND YOU FORGOT TO GET HER A BIRTDAY PRESENT?"

"How do you know she's the love of my life?"

"Because of how much you stuttered around her on the mission, a long time ago. Remember?"

'There you go! You look pretty that way! Not that you weren't already pretty! I mean you were and uh I uh... Say; when we get back to the Villiage, do you want to get something to eat? Just the two of us? No-not like a date or anything but, uh, uh, uh!'

"Hinata stopped wearing her jacket, since then."

"It was really funny, Naruto." Sakura said after surpressing a laugh

"I woulda thought you'd be mad about that, seeing as though I was so confident with you and I could barely get through that sentence, let alone ask her out on a date."

"Th-that's true... Sakura sad now!"

"Haha, Sakura."

--

"Hey, Hinata, sorry I missed your birthday party. So what happened next, Shino?"

"I find it better, if you don't know, then it's mental torture. Hahaha! Whoa, that's unnatural."

"That reminds me!" Hinata said but then stopped 'And then he did this crazy dance and made everybody laugh! But then on the way back home, I asked him if he came up with that whole dance... then he grabbed me by the neck part of my jacket and he was all like 'Not a word. It never happened, understand?' Oh, but don't tell anybody, or at least, don't say it near Shino.'

"N-never mind."

"Hey, guys!" Naruto said, running up to Shino, Hinata and Kiba

"Naruto, you son of a bitch, you told somebody!" Shino said snd then he tackled him

"What did I do?"

"Exactly what I told you not to do! Hold still and take your beating like a man!"

'What could I have told one of these guys about, that Shino wanted to keep a secret? Oh!' "Hinata! You told Shino!"

"No! I said 'that reminds me' after Shino-" Hinata narrowly dodged a kunai

"That's enough! Say nothing!"

"Come on Akamaru, lets go practice dynamic marking."

After beating on Naruto, Shino said "Leave my presence."

"You can say that again." Naruto said

"Go!"

"Grandma Tsunade wants to see us." Naruto said then passed out

--

"What happened to him?" The Hokage asked

"He told a secret, Shino didn't want people to know." Hinata said, while carrying her incompassitated boyfriend

"Gay?"

"No."

"Oh, well I want to send you two on a mission." Tsunade said "Put him on the floor, Hinata." Hinata did as she was told. Tsunade got up and knelt down next to Naruto. A green glow came from her hands and Naruto got up

"Hey, Grandma Tsunade." Naruto said, cassually as if he had not gotten a beating, just now

"I'm sending you on a mission, but you'll have supervisors."

"I feel bad for you, Naruto." Shizune said

"Why?" Naruto asked

"Because, mess up, once and you're going down." Sasuke Uchiha said out of nowhere (I really like the whole out of nowhere thing)

"And I'm here, to balance out his rudeness!" Sakura said jumping out from behind Sasuke