A/N: OK, I'm finally done with the first chapter of my SECOND fanfiction. I worked really hard on this one and I think it came out pretty well. But of course I would like some REVIEWS so I can know how I'm doing. Tell me what you think about it! Please and Thank You! :] Enjoy~
The Vampire's Maid
Chapter 1
Enough Is Enough!
"Preposterous!" This was the word that would often be heard at Hellsing.
"Preposterous, I can not take anymore of this madness!"
Integra sat at her desk with hands folded.
"Alucard has been rather annoying lately, always asking when there will be a new mission,complaining that he is bored, and pestering me by coming to me when I am busiest." Integra whined.
"We have to do something about this Walter, before I completely turn insane!" Integra stated.
Walter was standing across from her looking out the window.
"You are right Sir Integra, I can not take this anymore as well, every few days he asks for new weapons and his boredom has lead to making other people's room a mess and I have to clean it up."
Integra and Walter stood there reminiscing what had happened last time Alucard was bored.
Flashback
It was another day at the Hellsing estate and Alucard was bored. Seras had gone off with Pip to the training grounds and Alucard was all alone.
"It would be fun to make a mess of someones room," Alucard thought aloud.
So he stood up from his throne and went upstairs. He searched a little bit until he found the "Room Of Mischievous Items."
Alucard opened the door and smirked. Inside was every mischief object known to man! (And some monkeys)
Alucard gazed around the room till he found what he was looking for.
Eggs.
Well these weren't just ANY EGGS these were special eggs that when shattered the yolk flew all around the place. Also it was very hard to clean up, unlike normal eggs. He put it in his coat.
He smirked and continued to search for other objects when he came across a can of shaving cream.
He picked it up and laughed. This was "Super Ultra Sticky Shaving Cream"
He smirked and walked out of the room.
"Now, whose room should I destroy?" Alucard said with a huge grin on his face.
He decided he would destroy Pip's room just for fun. Don't get me wrong, Alucard liked Pip (As a FRIEND!) He just was very bored and didn't want to pick on Seras like last time.
Alucard paced the halls looking for Pip's room when he finally found it. He walked right in. He took out the eggs and shaving cream. He started throwing the eggs at the walls and furniture like a madman making sure to get most of the objects in the room. He then took out the shaving cream and sprayed the rest of the things in the room. He then called his hellhounds and told them to drool all over the floor. Alucard laughed as the hellhounds began drooling all over the floor. When they were done Alucard pat them on the head and said good job. He then surveyed his work and walked out of the room with a huge grin on his face.
Later that day when Pip came back he was NOT A VERY HAPPY GUY. He screamed and cursed and barged through Integra's office demanding something be done. So poor Walter had to gather his cleaning supplies and clean the mess up all by himself. Integra yelled at Alucard for hours and chastised him. Alucard was enraged of course but he shrugged it off by laughing and going back to his room.
End of Flashback
Integra and Walter sighed. They certainly did not want to go through THAT again.
"What can we do about it Walter?" Integra questioned sighing.
Walter handed Integra a flier that he had been hanging on to for months now. Integra read it aloud.
"Vampire town, a home to all well mannered non-killing human vampires,"
"That sounds like a good idea, we should leave a flier at Vampire Town asking for a maid that will attend to all of Alucard's needs." Integra said nodding.
Integra reached into her desk and grabbed a piece of yellow fluorescent paper. She also took out a huge black permanent marker.
After a few minutes it was done, it looked something like this:
"Vampires of Vampire Town, I am hiring a Maid for my vampire Alucard"
Requirements: do anything and everything asked for.
be active and energetic.
be polite.
have patience.
be entertaining and nice.
address Alucard as "Master"
You will be payed in blood and money.
Then it gives the phone number to Hellsing.
"Perfect," Integra said smiling.
"Walter please make copies of this flier and put them all over Vampire Town!"
"Yes Sir Integra," Walter replied and began walking out of the office.
"Hopefully some vampire will take the job," Integra said to herself taking out a cigar and lighting it.
In Vampire Town
Walter walked around Vampire Town and began putting up the fliers on trees and any other thing he could find. He then left Vampire Town.
Once he left a group of vampires walked up to the flier on a tree.
"Hmmm, it seems they want a maid," A girl vampire said.
"Yeah it seems so," A guy vampire said.
"I think I should take the job, I have nothing to do and I would like some blood and money," The girl vampire said.
"Eh, I don't know the requirements seem a little demanding," The guy vampire said.
"Oh come on Ike, there not that bad and I fit all of the requirements!" The girl vampire said.
"I guess your right Claire," Ike said sighing.
Claire reached in her pocket and took out her cellphone. She began dialing the number.
"Hello, I'm calling about the maid job," Claire said into the phone.
"Oh thats great, My name is Sir Integra and I would be delighted to meet you and see if your required for the job," Integra said.
"My name is Claire and I'm sure I meet the requirements," Claire said.
Integra spent the next few minutes describing how to get to Hellsing.
"OK, thank you so much I'll be there as soon as possible." Claire said hanging up.
"I'm HIRED, well almost," Claire said to Ike.
"Thats good, now go you wouldn't want to be late for your job interview," Ike said smiling.
"Yeah your right!" Claire said and hugged Ike.
Then she ran out of Vampire Town and began heading towards Hellsing...
A/N: Woah, pretty long chapter! Well this is the first chapter to my second fanfiction. I hope you liked it! REVIEWS REVIEWS REVIEWS PLEASE!