Kat Came Back
A songfic by Raven Dreamer
Now, poor Trowa Barton had problems of his own,
he knew a girl named Kat that wouldn't leave him alone. He tried and he tried to get Kat away,
he set her up with Quatre, who was going far far away...
But Kat came back, the very next day.
Kat came back,
they thought she was a goner but Kat came back, she just wouldn't stay away.
Trowa's friend Heero said he'd shoot Kat on sight,
so he loaded up his Gundam with nails and dynamite.
He waited and he waited for Kat to come around.
Ninety-seven pieces of the Gundam was all they ever found...
But you know what?
Kat came back, the very next day.
Kat came back,
they thought she was a goner but Kat came back, she just wouldn't stay away.
So Trowa hooked her up with Wufei who was going up in a balloon.
Told Wufei to give her to the man inside the moon.
The balloon went down about ninety miles away.
Where Wufei is now,
I dare not say.
But you know what?
Kat came back, the very next day.
Kat came back,
they thought she was a goner but Kat came back, she just wouldn't stay away.
Then Trowa set her up with Duo,
who was going way out west.
Told him to hang onto her, as if she was the best.
First the train hit the track, and then it jumped the rail.
No one was left alive to tell the gruesome tale.
But you know what?
Kat came back, the very next day.
Kat came back,
they thought she was a goner but Kat came back, she just wouldn't stay away.
Now Kat had a teeny tiny family of her own,
'till at least seven little sisters were caught in a cyclone.
It tore the houses all apart,
it tossed Kat around. The air was full of her little sisters, but not a one was ever found...
But you know what?
Kat came back, the very next day.
Kat came back,
they thought she was a goner but Kat came back, she just wouldn't stay away.