Naruto: When you read everyone's minds.
FYI, this is a parody. If you can't handle a joke, don't come complaining to me! That is all.
In the village of Konoha everyone thinks differently when they train.
First Naruto in the ramen shop, (that's training)?
I'm gonna beat you, believe it!
I'm faster than you, believe it!
I'm stronger than you, believe it!
I'm fatter than you, believe it!
Believe it! Believe it! Believe it! Ah! Ramen!
Now Sasuke in a dark alley, alone...
I'm too smart to train and I know everyone is a piece of shit.
Now Sakura stalking Sasuke,
Sasuke, oh Sasuke… I can impress you with my hair.(Tries to touch her used to be long hair) WHERE'S MA HAIR Y'ALL?
Then Shino in the forest,
Danm, I need a vacation. Thses ants are itchy.
Then Kiba at a pound,
My dog just died yesterday. I want to train but I don't have a dog. I think I'll get Scooby Doo next.
Then Hinata right behind Naruto,
Naruto, Naruto.
Ino next at Starbucks,
What should I mind transfer jutsu on? (Looks around) Ah! This cup of coffee will do!
Choji next at a buffet, all you can eat forever,
I'm fat! (And I can roll good)
Shikamaru next sleeping,
What a drag…..
Neji practicing somewhere,
1,049 palms!
2,584.53 palms!
2 palms three quarters palms!
1 palm!
B4!
Gai-Sensei watching him somewhere,
Yea, yeah, I have that on my bingo card.
Ten-Ten training with Rock Lee in the middle of Konoha,
Rock Lee is so awesome!
Rock Lee almost killing people with Ten-Ten in Konoha,
Gai- Sensi in my inspiration!
Garra in the desert,
(Lifts sand) cough, cough.
Temari flying (on her fan) and stalking Sasuke,
Sasuke, oh Sasuke… I can impress you with my hair.(Tries to touch her hair thinking it's in the back of her back, but it's really tied up). WHERE'S MA HAIR Y'ALL?
Kankurou trotting along to a place where dreams come true,
Damn this puppet is heavy.
Last Kakashi looking at you,
Please review and I'll take off my mask. (winks, hint hint).