Disclaimer: STAR TREK does not belong to me. 'Jingle Bells' does not belong to me. The lyrics to this song do belong to me.
This is just a little song I made up a little while ago to the tune of Jingle Bells.
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Dashing through the space
At Warp Speed Factor Eight
Firing on the Borg
Laughing all the way
Romulans in the Zone
Klingons on Qo'nos
Boldly forward we go
With the Bajorans and their nose
Jingle bells. Jingle bells
Jingling through space
We fought the Borg and we had won
So they just Warped away. Hey!
Jingle bells. Jingle bells
Jingling through space.
The Trek Mobile lost a wheel
So we just beamed awa-ay. Hey!