Summary: Kurt and Blaine are really good at keeping their personal life private. But they can't keep it hidden from the cat. Join Porcelain as she reveals the ups, downs, and adventures of Klaine.

Rated: T

Note: A while ago I wrote a fic called "The Broken Road" in which Kurt and Blaine had just been married and moved in together with their "charming" kitten, Porcelain. Some of you asked to see more of her, so here you go! Easily read separate, of course! These chapters probably won't connect too much, mostly just random moments. Enjoy!

P.S. This cat is not one of those "I are cute" or "I can haz cheezburger?" cats. This cat is intelligent. She knows proper English...at least in her head.

One box. Two boxes. Three boxes. This was just too easy!

The pretty human yelled at me again and I walked daintily out of the room, my body wobbling in the air. Truthfully, I can't really help that part. I am a Scottish Fold, and we tend to have lots of junk in the trunk. But Kurt misinterpreted my butt-wobbling (or maybe it was just my general attitude) because he muttered "Sassy little bitch" as I had just barely turned the corner.

Kurt and I have a love/hate relationship. I love him very much when he's feeling cuddly because he lets me sit on his lap and pets me. But he isn't always like that. Mostly, he just gets mad at me for knocking stuff over. I don't see why he would, though. Why would you put stuff on such high counters if you didn't want it knocked over? Isn't that the point of high places?

Maybe I should back up a bit.

My name is Porcelain and I am five months old. The curly human, Blaine, rescued me from a pet store two weeks ago and brought me to live with him and his mate. Of course, at that time they were living in a tiny apartment. I spent a solid week rubbing my scent over everything, only to be alarmed by the increasing number of boxes and decreasing number of stuff to knock off shelves. The humans looked like they were moving, and I thought they would take me back to the pet store.

I hated it there. Everyone stared at me all day and tried to get me to do tricks, then just walked away. I was devastated to think that after only one week these two men were going to give me back. Was it something I did?

So, I did what any sane cat would do: I peed everywhere. And that was when Kurt started getting mad at me. Which is weird, because I was actually a gift for him. Sure, Blaine named me, but technically I was supposed to be Kurt's fuzzy little ball of love, right?

But a few days later Kurt set me in his lap and explained to me that we were moving and I was coming with them, and he told me not to worry because he would never give me back. And so I stopped peeing everywhere, and Kurt started giving me fancy food again.

And now we were in the new house. It was much bigger and would take me much longer to rub my scent all over, but we had plenty of time. It was only the first night in the house, and I was having fun knocking over half-empty boxes and playing in them.

I went to check on the humans to see if the pretty one was still mad at me. I walked into their bedroom and stood in the corner, observing their bonding routine.

It seemed like a lot of work, and way to slow. Kurt was leaning over a book of sorts while Blaine sat behind him, arms wrapped around his waist. Blaine's curls were everywhere because he just woke up, but he was pressing his lips to Kurt's neck every few seconds.

Maybe he was cleaning him.

But my humans were happy together, and I was happy for them. I had no doubt that I'd be seeing some pretty interesting things over the years, and I was excited to start my new life with my happy, beautiful, loving humans.

And, just because I was feeling a bit neglected, I decided to pee in the corner.

They didn't even notice.

Edit: I will not post another chapter until I have at least five reviews. As much as I appreciate all the story faves and alerts, I'd really prefer if you took one minute out of your day to actually tell me in words what you thought of this.

Hmm, not sure how I feel about this. I couldn't decide between past tense or present tense, and present tense kept popping up while I was writing, so I might just make the following chapters that way instead. It's weird for me, but seems more natural for this fic than past. Anyway, I really hope you'll stick with this! It will get very interesting ;)

STORY UPDATES (If you're reading any of my other chapter fics):

Side Effects ch. 5 is halfway done and should be up this weekend!
Perfect & Traitor In Our Midst are on hiatus until I can decide where I want to go with them.
Mary Sues and Gary Stus is CANCELLED because, naturally, the people who actually needed it wouldn't bother reading anyways.

Thanks for reading, and I'm SO SORRRRRYYY that I suck at updating :/