I don't own Naruto or the characters, only my OC, Tahlkora.

Oh Darling

Chapter One:

2 years ago

"You guys won't succeed!" A handmaiden with short black hair and glasses yelled at the mysterious intruders.

"Oh, I think we've already done more than succeeded," one grinned evilly, stating that their goal was already reached.

"Princess! You must go," the maid looked at the blonde behind her.

"But, you might die," the girl stuttered.

"If they get you, it's all over!" the handmaiden tried to hold back tears that were forming in her eyes, "Please, get some where safe."

Present in Konoha

"Tahlkora!" Tsunade yelled, "Even if you can use magic, you still can't beat a chunin at your level!"

I sighed, and mentally told myself, 'Look lady, my magic only lets me change weapons and armor, and teleporting between worlds doesn't exactly help me in a fight, unless I feel like going overboard in running away or hiding. So chill'. I snapped out of my trance and I looked up to see Tsunade in the air. She's going to try to punch me, isn't she?

"Well, unlike you I'm not a born ninja from this world!" I stuck my right arm and where my hand was the air turned a pinkish purple and it looked like I was moving the air currents. I folded my hand so it looked like I was holding something and I pulled out a large silver and gold shield.

Tsunade punched it and nothing happened. I smiled and mouthed at her, this is going to hurt you more than me. The shield shot out a blast at her that had as much force as her punch did. I watched her go flying through the air only to land on her feet a few feet away from me.

"Nice, trick but it won't work again," she said standing up straight.

"It won't have too," I giggled.

The alarm rang signaling that training today was over, "Alright, then you pass for today."

I smiled stupidly at her then held out my right arm with the shield in hand and let go of it and as it fell to the ground it disappeared.

"We got to get ready before the sand siblings come here," said Tsunade, I raised an eyebrow at her.

"Remember Sakura wanted to hold a surprise birthday for Naruto and we invited them to come along?" she sighed at me. I could tell she wanted to know where I've been for the last month and a half.

"Oh, that's today?" I laughed nervously.

"Just go get ready." I nodded and headed off to my room.

I tied my golden blonde hair up in pig tails, I smiled at my soft magenta eyes in the mirror. I twirled around my black and white polka doted dress that had pink ribbons tied around. I stuck out my tongue like I was playing around. I usually made faces at nothing according to how I felt, but today was different. I just new something good was going to happen.

I tied up my black and pink converse. I grabbed the present I had bought about an hour ago and let my feet carry me to where the party would be held. When I got there everything was set up and everyone was there already. 'They were probably waiting for me to get here. Oh well, not my problem. I hope.' I said to myself mentally.

I saw Tsunade walking up to me, and she seemed a bit irritated. Now I definitely knew I was late, and they were all waiting for me to get here. When she reached me I got a lecture on how to be punctual. I was thinking of defenestrating her at the moment, but there wasn't any window around to throw her out of.

We reached the crowed and Tsunade started speaking, "Everyone who doesn't know, this is my adoptive daughter, who likes to be late as you already know."

I rolled my eyes then directed my attention to the crowed and waved, "Hello everyone. Just between us, Tsunade trained me to be late, all the time."

I earned a death glare and a punch from Tsunade. This would have bruised me if I hadn't been training for the past year and a half since I had gotten here.

After I stopped rubbing my arm from where she punched me, I started looking around. I was on a stage; I know people were going to be singing, but honestly a stage? And for only a birthday? That seems a bit strange. But then again, where I came from, this might qualify as normal, so I shrugged.

"Everyone get ready, Sakura's coming with Naruto!" A voice yelled. I raised my eyebrow at this. I know that this is a surprise birthday party and all, but a look out? Seriously Naruto's probably going to have his guard down if Sakura said she'd go out on a date with him. So we'd probably hear him from miles away. He isn't that stealthy in the first place.

When they got here, everyone yelled, "SURPRISE!" except for me, I wanted to be original.

"CONGRATJULATIONS ON MAKING ANOTHER TRIP AROUND THE SUN!"

Everyone sweat dropped at this, and I got another death glare from Tsunade. I just shrugged and said, "Hey at least it's more original that 'Surprise'."

"Well since you also like to be smart you're going to sing two songs instead of just one today," Tsunade told me.

"WHAT?" I cried, and then continued sarcastically, "Only two, what ever shall I do, my life is over."

"Fine its five now," she said as she started pushing me towards the stage again.

"Okay, fair enough," I stepped up on to the stage, "Get emo over here, I'm going to start with the duet."

I had to sing a duet with duck butt (aka: Sasuke). He's the only guy that wouldn't sound like a dying cow-frog hybrid on stage. But Tsunade had to blackmail him into doing this, and she used the guilty trick on him. Telling him after all he put his best friend through he won't even sing a song for him. It worked wonders. But at least after Naruto brought him back to the village he hasn't been as emo as he was before, or so I've heard.

"Alright everyone, we're going to start off the party with some music," I said into the mic, "This song is Oh Darling."

Sasuke started off:

You seem quite nice for a girl with good looks
And I'm the kinda fellow that'll make you feel better when your life gets shook
So give it a chance according to your plans
I bet I'm not number one on your list to kiss, but please understand

Then me:

You seem quite shy, but you're oh so cute
And I'm the kind of girl that would love to be yours if you asked me to
So just take a chance, try to hold my hand
I swear I'd never let go
Just let me know if you'd be my man

I continued on with this song, and the other 4 I had been forced to sing, and let the other singers sing their songs.

I started singing the song I had sung first unconsciously, "Oh darling, I love you so; If you ask me for my heart, there's no way that I'll say no."

"That's a nice song, a very pretty voice you have," I turned around and met light blue eyes.

A/N: Hehehe, I'm going to try to do a fan fiction with more than one chapter. I hope I can get through this without getting distracted for good and never end up finishing this. I really do love this story, so far. Anyway, hope you enjoyed the first chapter of "Oh Darling" R&R