10 Uses for Sherlock's brain, by Jim Moriarty

by ISherlockedSherlock

I was doing some writing exercises and came across a 101 uses for... exercise. I thought of how brainy Sherlock would be and then I thought how you could use it, here's the result...

10 uses for Sherlock's brain, by Jim Moriarty

Keeping me on my toes. Sherlock is so very clever; it would be a shame to insult his intelligence with petty crime… out come the bombs and violence… I do love it so.

Wallpaper paste. I'm sure it would do perfectly. I've done it before, you know. It sticks just right!

Decorating. It sort of ties in with wallpaper paste, but this time, his brain could decorate the wall. The pink, grey and red would be simply fantastic with my new colour scheme!

Lab tests. I've often wondered what it would be like to stick wires in it and test things.

Cooking. Fried brain is lovely, or roasted and stuffed. Sherlock's brain is so over stuffed already I suppose there's no point.

Gravy. You know what to do. (You must add salt and pepper though!)

A science lesson. Bring it in in a snug clear box and let the kiddies marvel at it!

Anatomy. Scalpel + Sherlock's brain = I win!

Fuel. Come on, are you telling me it wouldn't work?

Proof that I will never be beaten. John Watson particularly will need this…