Hello people! So, this idea came from several lists I keep seeing on people's bios.
1. I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor will I insist that their house colors indicate that they are "covered in bees".
"Don't the Hufflepuffs look like they're covered in bees?" I whisper.
My friend gives me a strange look and stays silent.
"No, really," I say. "They look like they're covered in freaking bees!"
"No they don't," she says, but I'm not listening.
Maybe…if I poke them with a spoon…they'll start…buzzing! I wiggle with excitement. I'll do it now, I decide. I quietly grab a spoon and go over to the Hufflepuff table. I chose a first year for my victim.
Poke!
"Ow! What the hell?"
Dang. She didn't buzz.
"Whatever made you poke her?" Professor McGonagall shrieks.
"I wanted to see if she was covered in bees…" I mumble.
"Detention!"