A/N: This is a role play written by Lies (white-black-truth-lies) and Boat (upside-down-boat). Please review and enjoy! ^.^
Disclaimer: Don't own Alex Rider, or Inuyasha, etc. Boat and Lies are not fictional however, and DO exist!! :D
Lies: Italics.
Boat: Normal.
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Lies: -strokes imaginary beard- hmmm… oh my god it's a flying… pencil?
Boat: -looks around- Dumbo. It's only Alex!
Alex: -flies in on parachute- Hello?
Lies: How in the world did I think a boy falling from space on a parachute was a flying pencil?
Alex: -shrugs- the same way Boat thought you were an alien and tried to stake you through the heart even though everyone knows that's how you kill a vampire, if you want to kill an alien you have to do this! –pulls out a super gigantic washing basket- fold it alien.
Lies-covering her eyes dramatically- oh my god folding washing! I'm feeling weak… oh my god I'm melting…!
Boat: Melting from what? Air? The washing isn't even touching you. –sighs in frustration- Stop that Alex!
Alex: -holding out an item of washing menacingly- Sorry… -puts washing out of sight-
Hysterical laughing~
Alex and boat turn to find Lies rolling around on the ground clutching her stomach as she fought back tears.
-Simultaneously Boat and Alex ask- what?
Lies: I can't- can't- believe- you-you fell for it!!
Alex and Boat: huh?
Lies: -sits up- you didn't actually think I was an alien did you? –lies stares at them- oh my god you did!-continues to crack up on the ground.
Boat and Alex: -shuffle awkwardly.
Inuyasha: Who the hell are all these people?
Boat: Hi Inuyasha! :D
Alex: (hesitant) Why does he have dog ears?
Lies: Oh, don't worry. He's perfectly fine. –smiles-
Alex: (sarcastic) Coming from the person who convinced me she was an alien? I don't think I should believe you…
Inuyasha: -points dramatically at Boat- You were the one who defeated Naraku! ((Reference to Boat's Inuyasha role play. Don't worry about it…))
Boat: Pfft. That was nothing… glad you remember me though! –beams-
Alex: (to Lies) What are they talking about?
Lies: -waves a hand dismissively- Don't worry about it. You haven't seen the anime, so you wouldn't know…
(Inuyasha and Boat continue talking)
Alex: (getting more weirded out by the second) I think I have to go now…
Boat: Why!?
Inuyasha: -blinks- Who's he?
Lies: But you can't go Alex! D:
Alex: Actually, I do. MI6 want me to complete another mission, and I have to rescue a little boy…
Lies: Is his name Cameron?? –stares wide eyed-
Boat and Inuyasha: Huh?
Alex: Yes… how did you know that??
Lies: Never you mind… just go now, okay? –waves goodbye to Alex-
Inuyasha: Why am I even here!?
Lies: I don't know, it's not like we want you here is it Boat?
Boat: -looks up- huh?
Lies: -sighs- You're such a fangirl.
Boat: Am not!
Lies: Are too!
Boat: Am not!
Lies: Are too!-mysteriously disappears-
Boat:-stares at empty space- where'd she go? Lies? Lies? Oh no! Lies come back!
With Lies~
Alex: Ahhh!!! What are you doing here?
Lies: -stares around the room- I felt like teleporting myself here so I did.
Lies: -walks up to Jason's' dead body and pokes it- I really killed him didn't I?
Alex: (looking weirded out) No… you didn't, Wolf did. –watches as Lies pokes Jason faster and faster until her finger is a blur- stop that!
Lies: -stops and looks up- uh…no. –goes back to poking Jason's eye-
Wolf: Cub…?
Alex: don't worry Wolf, she's harmless….-Jason's eye falls out the socket- I think…
Boat: -magically appears right next to Alex-
Alex: -jumps in fright- Ah!
Boat: -scratches chin- That was a bit OOC for you Alex. Are you feeling okay? –pokes Alex-
Lies: -poking Jason still-
Wolf: Will everybody stop poking everything!
Boat: -stops poking and kicks Lies- Fine. –pouts- You're no fun…
-Back to where Boat and Lies disappeared from-
Inuyasha: Where the hell did everyone go?? –looks around and catches scent- Oh well… -shrugs and runs off after scent-
Boat: What are you doing here? Weren't you supposed to be gone, stranded, left behind by us?
Lies: Uh, I think he understood your FIRST definition, Boat.
Inuyasha: That's what I could smell!! –runs over to random, nearby hotdog stand and begins consuming hotdogs-
Wolf and Alex: -stare at Inuyasha in awe and disgust-
Boat: Hey Inuyasha, you might want to NOT eat all those…
Inuyasha: Keh. –stands and looks around- Have you seen Kagome?
Lies: Why would WE have seen her? We've been HERE.
Boat: She went in a general that direction. –points in random direction-
Inuyasha: -runs off without a word and unsuspecting of Boat's lie-
Alex: So… -kicks Jason's body and it doesn't do anything-
Lies: -rolls eyes- Well, of course it doesn't do anything…!
Creepy scratchy voice: You will pay for killing me!
Lies: oh please –cracks fingers and neck then leans down and draws a zip over Jason's' mouth-
Alex: Oh my god… how did you do that?
Boat: She has magical zipper abilities.
Wolf: Cool.
Cameron: Hi Alex!
Everyone looks at adorable little, suddenly appearing, boy~
Alex: I haven't rescued you yet.
Snake appearing beside Cameron: well you've been standing here for so long I decided to quit waiting and unlocked the door with the key I had had right from the beginning.
Alex: (turning red) With. The. Key.
Lies: He's going to blow!!!
Alex: -blows up-
Wolf: Great. Now I'll get binned for letting him die.
Alex's voice: No you won't, I'm right behind you.
Lies: -jumps- Jeez! Don't do that!
Alex shrugs: I promise I'll do that again.
Lies: I said don't!
Alex: I promise I won't not do that again.
Lies: -sighs- Do that again.
Alex: I won't do that again. Damn, tricked by reverse psychology!
Lies: -grins smugly-
Boat: Notice how I got left out of most of that? –sighs- Only thinking about themselves…
Wolf: But I was thinking about you.
Boat: -frowns as she sees a double meaning to Wolf's words- No. Not like that. Go away. –pokes Wolf-
Wolf: I thought I told you to stop poking everything! :O
Boat: Correction. You told Lies and I to stop poking everything. And, you're not an everything, therefore I can poke you! :D –poking Wolf-
Wolf: -Sweat drop-
Cameron: -Giggles- You're funny! –Pokes Boat-
Lies: Awwww!!!!!
Snake: Has anyone, anyone at all, noticed that Jason's dead body is holding a bomb that's going to go off in two point seven-one seconds?
Everyone: -Looks- No!!!
BOOM!!!
Everyone dies~
Boat: (to Lies) Well, that was a close one! –grins-
Lies: You idiot! You've killed Alex, Snake and Wolf!
Boat: Tsk, tsk. Lies, I have not killed them. One, they are fictional characters-
Lies: -interrupts- But they're awesome fictional characters!
Boat: (ignoring Lies) And two, they still exist outside this role play. JEEZ.
Lies: Oh. They're still awesome fictional characters, and you killed them! –runs away-
Boat: (to herself) How could I kill them when I didn't know about the bomb? –sighs- Oh well. Lies will be Lies… -disappears-
Inuyasha: -from where ever he is- Review people! –eats another hotdog-
A/N: Well I hope we didn't traumatise too many people… -sigh- if you haven't run away from the sheer absurdness that is this role play we as in, me and Boat, would really, really, really like you to review! –glares threateningly- :P