Me: Do I own Twilight?
Disclaimer: Nope.
Me: Darn.
Disclaimer: Yep.
**I do not own Twilight ANY way!**
"Why are we even doing this?" I asked confused.
"Because, after the near destruction of Forks in the last few months
Due to your antics, you now need boundaries." Bella verified.
I huffed. "Oh, just look at it as, well there is no way to look at it
In a positive way!" Alice squeaked in excitement, pixie!
Things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do:
1. Sell himself on eBay
2. Sell Edward's Volvo to a hobo.
3. Go to wal-mart, ever again.
4. Convince Mike he's a mermaid
5. Put a grizzly in Mike's car.
6. Sell Edward to the crazy fan girls
7. Get a facebook.
"Too late!" I bellowed
"Ugh" Esme sighed
8. Steal Edward's cell phone
9. Challenge Jane
10. Use Bella's shield for evil.
11. Convince Charlie Bella is a unicorn
12. Claim to be a unicorn
13. Tell the fourth-graders he knows Hannah Montana
14. Set Edward's Facebook status to "Married to: Jasper Hale"
15. When Edward walks by sing songs like he broke his heart.
16. Try to fly
17. Use LOL,OMG,BRB,LMAO etc. in an actual conversation.
18. Prank Call Mike
19. Tell everyone The cullens are magical butterflies
20. Ask out the lunch lady,
21. Dress up as Aro for Halloween
22. Complete ANYTHING on the Wal-Mart lists.
23. Ask his teacher where babies come from.
24. Ever serenade Jasper, again.
25. Propose to Mike
26. Play Truth or Dare
27. Ask Edward if he things Rpattz is hot…
28. And when he says no tell him he has low self-esteem issues.
29. Attempt to stalk Mike
"I think that's it for now.." Bella sighed
BANG!OUCH!JASPER!
"Emmett Mcarty Cullen!" Esme Scolded.
Emmett Walks in with a bedazzle and Edward's underwear
"Yes?" He asks innocently.
"What were you doing?" Bella asked.
"Umm…" he pulled out Edward's pants
On the back of them it read:
Property of Emmett Cullen
30. Emmett is not allowed to bedazzle "Property of Emmett Cullen on Edward's pants.