After the evil cliffhanger that SPN left us, I thought this would be appropriate. It's Crack!
Title: Surprise
Summary: He's back baby!
Spoilers: for the finale.
Rating is pg13 cause of language… and nakedness
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"I'm sorry," Sam said, gazing into Dean's eye tearly. A strange hissing sound like somebody whispering filled the air; a glowing light grew larger and larger the circle created from the blood of the first human to fall. Dean grabbed onto Sam's arm as Sam grabbed onto his.
"Sammy, let's go," Dean said.
"Dean," Sammy gasped, unable to move. His grip on Dean tightened as the light grew more intense. "He's coming!"
True to his name, Lucifer was rising as a light bearer.
"We need to go," Castiel said, sharply, appearing from nowhere. Castiel was untouched by the archangel since he only have to fight off the archangel Raphael. (He tripped over an ant, you see.)
"Cass, you're okay?" Dean gasped, as Sam screeched in fright as the ground shook under them.
"It was Raph- never mind," Castiel explained, they had bigger problems then the world's clumsiest archangel almost killing the prophet rather then the threat. "Let us leave before Luci-"
The angel and two humans were suddenly tossed down by the explosive light and thrown backwards. Dean grabbed Castiel who pulled the humans under his wings; it was the third place that the angel felt the safest.
The light suddenly died down. Castiel looked over his shoulder to see a naked butt in his face. The butt belonged to a brown-haired man with a godly physique. The man slowly turned around to reveal startling amethyst eyes and a smirk.
He stretched out his naked arms with a yawn which one couldn't blame him for had been asleep for a good two-thousand years, simply because he corrupted a human into having gay sex (no, not Adam, it was some other guy. Steve maybe) and caused hell on Earth before the Big Guy sent the Little Guy down to bring peace while Michael dragged Lucifer to hell by the ear.
The devil growled slightly. All this because he wanted some loving… Well, he found it best not to dwell on the matter. He looked down at the two humans and the pretty angel in a trench coat and said:
"Surprise motherfuckers, where's my damn Minties!?"
Castiel tilted his head in confusion (remember confusion is better sideways) as Dean and Sam exchanged looks.
"What the fuck?" Dean asked rather appropriately.
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Dudes the SF was awesome, but the cliff-hanger was just too much for me. It's not like the other three, this affects all of us guys! The apocalypse is upon us! REPENT and prepare minties for Luce, just incase he rocks up you can use them as a bargaining tool. He also accepts motorbikes that don't work, porn, soft drinks and large chocolate eggs… And don't forget Christ is coming. I think that's more scary. He knocks over tables when He gets angry!
This is BakinBlak's fault since she was the one who said : Thanks to you I'll be expecting to see Lucifer pop out of the floor and yell, "Hey motherfuckers..where's my damn Minties!"
Well… some how I can see it happening…
This Lucifer BTW, is stolen from my Vesselsverse thingy…
PEACE AND CHICKEN GREASE
AFRO!