Title: Draco's Ranty Poem
Author: PintsizeOracle
About: Draco
Humor/poetry
Summary: Draco takes it upon himself to explain to the fan girls why he's the way he is around harry
Please forgive if I may be blunt
To say I am the least
A possessive type over harry potter
Makes my forehead crease
You crazy fan girls make harry to be out
An innocent little lamb
But be hide closed doors and under silence charms
He's the top man
I have to beg to be let go
However he doesn't listen
And it's an understatement to say
That harry is persistent
One word about our sexlife
And he is ready to pounce
By dawn has broke and we're through
My sperm count is one ounce
Yes I may be a little "protective"
Over what a Malfoy has
But that just cause harry's a flirt
With one bloody brilliant looking arse
Girls can't seem to keep their hands off
The-boy-who-lived-WHO'S-MINE
I hex and follow harry around
But that really isn't a crime
This can all be fixed so simply
If those girls just keep away
And the guys, don't think I forgot about you
Who, trust me, are all not gay
Those teachers too, keep your eye off
I see the looks you give
My godfather Snape the worst of them all
Soon that man will cease to live
So, next time you loony girls
Find in it your minds to say I'm "overbearing"
Look at potter a real long time
And you'll see why I don't like sharing
Note: ok so I decided to write a poem that Draco was trying to explain his behavior, and it's funny