Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, otherwise I'd be eat'in Ramen, a truck load of BEEF RAMEN!!!
mmmmmm.. raaaameeeen…. 'drools'
Oneshot!!! WOOOT!!
It was a happy-crappy day as Tenten strolled down the edge of the bridge. She happily passed by a store with a giant sign saying: WE HAVE AWESOMELY COOL NEW WEAPONS!! Well, of course she decided to wander right on to the store to find out what weapons they had.
"Hello there miss! What weapon would you like?" the man at the counter looked to be about thirty, young and handsome. (A/N Tenten is like 14 years old sooo, yeah…)
"Huh? Oh ..right hi … ? ..OH.MY.GOD. what weapon is that!?"
She immediately pointed toward the rack labeled: BAZOOKAS these should NOT be touched by people who are weapons obsessed namely Tenten.
"Oh those? Those are really dangerous weapons of mass destruction…. Would you like one?"
"YES!!" she pulled out her wallet, slammed the money on the table, and proceeded to run out of the shop with a bazooka, and a lot of ammo.
"Huh, I wonder, could that have been Tenten? Meh, oh well." He then pulled out a suspicious orange book and proceeded to start giggling. Pervert…
Meanwhile:
"Neji-kun, Neji-kun!!!! I have a bazooka, and I'm gonna kick your ass for always beating me!!! MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
"What's a bazooka, and besides, you could never…..beat……me…….Oh. Fucking. Crap."
BOOM!!! Neji was blown all the way to Iwagakure, where he landed on a porcupine. Ouch.
Tenten then proceeded to shoot the living shit out of everyone in Konoha. Until she was finally stopped when Neji, whom had come back from his little 'trip', stopped her with a very, VeRy, VERY, shiny kunai…. She dropped the bazooka, and proceeded to glomp him. After the dust cleared up Tenten was sitting on Neji's back staring at the kunai. Neji….was…well… very dazed. His eyes were swirly and he had lipstick kisses all over his face. He was happy. She was happy. Konoha was happy. Thus to end a happ-crappy day. But beneath the happy the squirrels were planning a rebellion!
"Squeaky squeak squeakity!"
then the squirrels took over the world.
THE END!!!!
Yo! Just felt like do'in a little oneshot with a lighthearted NejixTen there.
R&R plz!!!
Squirrel: Squeaky!!
Me: What do u mean I suck!?
Squirrel: Squeak squeak squeaky!!
ME: THAT'S IT!!! DIE U FSKING SQUIRREL!!!!
'pulls out bazooka and shoots squirrel'
TAKE THAT YEEAYAAAH!!!