Five Ways To Annoy...
A/N: Seriously, why I'm doing this is beyond me but as I'm rather sad and bored I came up with five ways to annoy our favourite Terminator Salvation characters. So erh, yeah.
Warning: Crude and crappy humour with hints of slash. If you haven't watched TS then you won't get some of these... and I swear, I'm way more funnier in real life!
Five Ways To Annoy... John Connor
1. Tell John that his mother, Sarah, is wrong and always has been.
2. Tell John you're on the terminators side.
3. Tell John that the terminators are just lonely and want a hug.
4. Tell John that Kyle isn't really his father then (queue dramatic music in the background) tell him, 'John, I am your father!'.
5. Invite the terminators over for a tea party.
Five Ways To Annoy... Marcus Wright
1. Laugh at Marcus and tell him you bet he can't 'get it up'.
2. Ask Marcus if he knows which of the terminators is his father.
3. Shout around the Resistance base that Marcus can't 'get it up'.
4. Call Marcus nicknames that include anything related to metal. For example; Tin man.
5. Tell Marcus that John actually has a fetish for hybrids and he is waiting for him in the store room.
Five Ways To Annoy... Kyle Reese
1. Give Kyle a heart-felt love note signed from John Connor.
2. Give Kyle a heart-felt love note signed from Marcus Wright.
3. Tell Kyle that Marcus wants to make sweet, sweet love to him but for unfortunate reasons, he can't 'get it up'.
4. Tell Kyle that John watches him sleep at night.
5. Ask Kyle if he knows what 'get it up' means.
Five Ways To Annoy... Star
1. Stare at Star for a long while until she notices but keep staring and don't break eye contact.
2. Play a screaming match with Star then laugh and claim you won because she was too quiet.
3. Try and make a bird's nest in her hair.
4. Tell Star that the nice, old lady Virginia is really a witch and eats kids.
5. Ask her to say 'hasta la vista, baby'.
A/N: Actually, this is more like 'five ways to scare the crap out of...' than annoy. But, erh, hoped you enjoyed it! xD