CHAPTER 1: A DAY IN DREAM LIFE
"Oh no!" she cried as she fumbled her belongings into the backpack and rushed down the stairs. "I'm going to be late for school again!" Her name was Fumu Ebrum, but her friends just can called her "Tiff". Her alarm had gone off at the wrong time for the third time that month. When this happened, she could only blame her lousy stupid brother Bun and his pranking life.
When she finally grabbed all of her stuff and got outside to the bus stop outside there, she was panting and her good-for-nothing brother was laughing at her like a blind hyena with too much hair.
"You sure are a funny prankster, Tuff!" snickered the round blue Lololo, calling his friend by his nickname casually.
At the bus stop were all the kids going to Kirby High School. Tiff, her brother, Dedede, Lololo, and Lalala. The high school used to be owned by the wretched King Dedede, but Kirby had swallowed a teaching stick that had transformed him into a smart intellectual. Kirby was now the principal of the school.
In the process, Dedede had accidentally turned himself into a teenager again and was now supposed to go to Kirby High School by law.
"School stinks!" grumbled Dedede. He whined the whole bus ride and thought about all the bad things he could do today in high school like a real troublemaker.
Their first class was history and everyone learned about how Kit Cosmos led a squadron of Waddle Dees across the land to defeat the dreaded Kracko.
Dedede failed to pay attention and fell asleep in class. He was awakened at the end of class with a measuring stick slapped him on the top of his head like that!
"OW!" cried the former king.
"Dedede, you must stay awake in order to pass this class," said Tiff with an annoyed tone, eyes was angry.
"I think he should slack off, because that's just how he was when he was a king anyway," said Tuff with a laugh at the end of the sentence.
"I hate you! You're always picking on me! You have no idea how hard being high schooling is!" yelled Dedede angrily as tears fell in huge circles from his eyes. He ran out of the room and hid in the bathroom, skipping his next class.
At lunch, Dedede had still not exited the facilities. Dedede's table was worried about him.
"Where do you think Dedede is?" said Prince Fluff.
"I bet he's making a mondo surprise for the next class!" said Magolor. "Pranking is what Dedede is best at. He's even better than that stupid Ebrum kid!"
"Well, he's going to really get it if he skips out on gym!" grumbled Knuckle Joe with hair slicking.
At gym, but Dedede still wasn't at the school lesson!
The teacher Mr. Rick told one of kids to go and look fr him. Knuckle Joe volunteered because he hated gym and was kind of a jerk anyway and nobody liked him, even his closest friends.
Knuckle Joe checked all the classrooms and found out from the janitor that Dedede was still in the bathroom crying while listening to "Dark Horse" by Katy Perry. Knuckle Joe rolled his eyes and went into the boys bathroom. He kicked the stall open and yelled at Dedede.
"I'm so ashamed! Everyone just bullies me here at Kirby High School!" cried Dedede into the toilet paper walls.
"I know you are a woos, but you need to stop acting so concerned. High School is supposed to be the greatest endeavour of our lives and your wasting your chance! Don't you feel lucky to have the opportunity to do it a second time?"
Dedede wiped his tears like his eyes were a window. "I never told anyone this, but I have a secret. I never even told Escargoon!"
Knuckles Joe opened up his ears wider.
"I never went to high school before," revealed Dedede. "I was pulled out because I had to become king of Dreamland. That was why I'm so bad at socialising properly and talking good."
Knuckle Joe now understood the problems Dedede had and it made him sad. "Come on, I'll walk you to the Counselor and you can talk about your problems with him."
Dedede took Knuckle Joe by the hand and they left the bathroom.