Another Walmart story

Round 1

Alice's Pov

"Come on Bella, let's have some fun please!?" I pleaded with her and she sighed before nodding

"Thank you! Now trust me and drink this." I ordered and she hesitantly did as told, downing it

"3, 2, 1." I counted down and she started jumping up and down, hyper and I threw her on my back and Emmett and I booked to Walmart. This was going to be fun!

[At Walmart]

We walked into the store and I took out the list I had found on the internet and told Bella to pick one which she did

"Ok Bells, go do it." I told her and she ran off and we ran after her with my video camera tapping her while she darted around humming not noticing the people looking at her strangely when a man walked up to her and asked if she was alright and she tackled him to the ground, yelling "Noooooooo!" before getting up and curtsied before running off, giggling with us following her.

"My turn!" I sang before looking through the list and picking number 4

I grabbed a tube of wrapping paper before sneaking behind this man and…

'WHACK!'

"OUCH!" The man squealed (rather girlishly) rubbing his ass before turning around, glaring at me

"I challenge you to a duel, girlish sir." I declared, brandishing my tube like a sword and he stared at me like I was insane so to prove that I wasn't so I did what any sane, rational person would do… and started whacking him with the tube. I might have gotten a little carried away seeing as he was curled up in a little ball, crying for his mommy to save him although Emmett and Bella seemed to be loving it cause they were laughing their asses off. So I- being the generous vampire that I am- let him go and boy did he run like a girl with his arms flapping on each side of him. [A\N: Think Cam from Modern Family.]

"You crazy bitch!" He yelled back

"You better run!" I yelled at him, throwing the tube at his head before skipping back to Em and Bella, giggling and let Em pick from the list and of course because Emmett's… well … Emmett! He picked number 2 so he goes into the changing room and after a few minutes we hear a very disturbing sound

"UGH!" and that sound was my idiot brother pretending to be constipated, what can I say when Em does something Em does something.

"Phew, I really needed that. Hey, there's no toilet paper in here!" He yelled and people looked disgusted while Bella and I laughed and Emmett came out and shrugged "Oh, well." He said before shifting his pants.

Round 2

Bella decided that for the second round she would do number 7 so she went and hide in the clothes rack and waited before this woman came up and started looking through it

"PICK ME, PICK ME!" Bella yelled and the woman screamed and ran away "I SAID PICK ME BITCH!" Bella yelled after the poor woman (who would probably need therapy) before hiding in a different clothes rack and this time it was a man (who I sincerely hope was not shopping for himself)

"PICK ME, PICK ME!" Bella yelled again but this time the man pushed aside the clothes "Security!" He yelled and we all ran for it until we were in the clear and then I picked number 5 and walked up to an employee and said in a professional voice "We have a code 3 in the house wares." And watched as her face paled "Jessica Stanley is harassing the male employee's again? That's the fifth time this week." She muttered under her breath as she ran to house wares and Emmett, Bella and I started laughing when security started chasing us so we ran and Bella hide in a clothing rack while Em and I pretended to be mannequins, they ran right past us and this teenage girl came up and started looking at us so we decided to scare her.

"We vant to suck your blood." We said with a Dracula accent and she shrieked

"Y-Y-Your alive!" She exclaimed and we smirked before taking a deep- unneeded- breath

"WE'RE ALIVE!" We screamed in her face which made her scream and run away

"RUN BITCH RUN!" Bella yelled after her, coming out of the clothing rack

"Okay Em, your turn." I told him and he picked number 8 before walking around the clothing section, looking confused- which is how he usually looks- when this clerk came up and asked him if he could help him.

"WHY CAN'T YOU PEOPLE JUST LEAVE ME ALONE?!" He yelled and ran away 'crying'

Last round

Bella walked up to the check-out counter, bought some M&M's and, opening the bag, started chucking them at the cashier, screaming "TASTE THE RAINBOW!"

"Those are M&M's you crazy bitch!" The cashier yelled at her and Bella looked at the bag

"Oh, oopsie." She said, shrugging as the cashier called security and once again we all ran and ended up in the movie section where I bought The Ring before picking number 3 and the perfect time came when an announcement came on over the speaker and I dropped to the ground in the fetal position, screaming "NO, NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!" and a little boy was staring at me like I was crazy- why do people keep doing that- so I leaned close to him and whispered "I see dead people." Before yelling "BOO!" and he ran off screaming while Emmett looked over the list trying to decided which one to pick so when it was twenty minutes later and he still hadn't, I feel absolutely no guilt for what I did.

"JUST F*CKING PICK ONE, ALREADY!" I yelled and he quickly picked number 9 and got a blanket and tied it around his shoulders before running around the store yelling "I'm batman. Come Robin, to the batcave!" but sadly we finally got caught by security and banned from Walmart, I also got tasered and carried out because apparently you can't refuse to move and then run while yelling "You'll never catch me coppers!" when they threaten to call the police they also don't like it when you yell out "I will not be silenced!" when their carrying you out but mark my words one of these days I will come back to Walmart while saying the line I've always wanted to say "I'm baaaaack, bitches!"

The End …?

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