AUTHORS NOTE: Hullo. I was actually mildly drunk when I came up with this idea. I ate like an entire box of brandy chocolates which were literally like a chocolate shell filled with brandy. (It burns). Also I'm 14 so I don't have to much experience with brandy. But I thought hey who cares. (I think I scared my parents when I started giggling really loudly in the middle of the night.) This is total shit. I hope you enjoy I might write more. Woohoo.

I'd appreciate any comments to help me improve this steaming pile of crap.

Also Kacchan swears.

It was Monday lunchtime when class 1A received possibly the largest shock of their school career.

It had seemed as though it would be a relatively boring and normal day. The majority of the classes scheduled were regular school classes. The sun was shining and there was not a single cloud in the sky.

The self proclaimed Bakusquad, minus Ashido, were lounging in the corner of the classroom and Uraraka and Iida were sat together with Tsuya chatting quietly to each other.

At that moment the door was clicked open and slid open almost silently. Uraraka turned towards the door, thinking only Izuku could make such a cautious entrance, only to be met with the scowling face of one Bakugou Katsuki. Bakugou strode into the centre of the classroom.

"Anyone seen Izzy," he asked calmly. His squad turned to stare at him in shock.

"Who?" Asked Kirishima urgently.

"Oh sorry, one sec," Bakugou backs out of the classroom and slowly pulls the door shut. The entire class turned to look at each other, faces a mask of confusion and shock. The door was kicked open, slamming against the wall, hinges protesting.

"ANY OF YOU FUCKNUTS SEEN THE DAMN NERD," Bakugou yelled at full force. The class was no stunned to react.

"No, sorry," Uraraka replied with a blank look on her face.

"I DIDN'T THINK SO," Bakugou sassed, turning on his heel and storming out of the room, slamming the door and leaving a shocked silence in his wake. It was several seconds before anyone dared speak all to stunned to function.

"Bakugou... calls Midoriya... Izzy?" Kirishima sounded out, not quite believing his own words.

"What. Just. Happened?" Yelled Kaminari jumping to his feet "I'm not the only one who just saw that right, tell me I'm not."

"No," they all chorused ", it happened all right"

Don't do drugs kids.

Pfft. I don't even know what I'm doing anymore.