Disclaimer: No.
Summary: Tomoyo has another plan. A brilliant plan! A brilliant, yet evil plan. Poor Sakura. Poor Syaoran.
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA! NYAHAHAHAHAHAA! I'M SO EVIL! OH, TOMOYO DAIDOUJI, ONCE AGAIN YOU'VE DONE YET ANOTHER WONDERFUL PLOT IN STORE! WONDERFUL INDEED!" Tomoyo laughed insanely with another goofy smile. She rubbed her two hands together, "THIS IS GONNA BE SOOO FUN!" She squealed.
Tomoyo's phone rang. She answered it, only to find out that her mother's on the other line. "Tomoyo, are you going on with your evil plans again?" Sonomi asked.
"Yeees, moottheeer! Once again you've guessed correctly my ways!" Tomoyo answered blissfully.
"Of course I do! I'm the best!" Sonomi replied.
Tomoyo and together with her mother laughed maniacally. "WAHAHAHAHAHAAA! NYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA! DAIDOUJIS ARE THE BEST! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!"
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"Ugh," Sakura groaned.
"What's wrong?" Syaoran asked. Sakura shook her head. "It's just that… I feel that there's something in store for us."
"A clow card?" Syaoran said.
Sakura sighed. "Syaoran, we're in an AU fic, which means that there are NO clow cards! Just normal high school!" Sakura exclaimed.
"Oh right… I forgot." Syaoran rubbed his chin playfully.
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"YES! YES! BWAHAHAHAHAHAA! HEY YOU, PUT THOSE CLOTHES OVER THERE! NO! NOT THERE YOU IDIOT!" Tomoyo shrieked. Hmm… Very peculiar.
"Oh Tomoyo, this brilliant plan of yours is making you mean and stubborn! Oh oh oh oh oooh! That's not good, Tomoyo dear." Sonomi sobbed.
Tomoyo scowled. "Oh mother, help me be back on the right path!"
And they cry waterfalls as the background changed to sunset-scene. "MOTHER! I'VE CHANGED BECAUSE OF THIS PLAN! Perhaps I should cancel this plot of mine?"
"NO, TOMOYO! You shall continue this… Don't worry, I'll make sure you'll be in the right path." Sonomi laughed, as Tomoyo joined in.
"NYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!"
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"Did you hear that?" Sakura asked to Syaoran.
"Hear what?"
"It's like there's somebody or two laughing heartily… and CRAZILY!" Sakura responded.
"You're imagining things."
Sakura puffed. "No, I'm not!"
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"EXTRAVAGANT! TRULY EXTRAVAGANT!" Tomoyo cheered. Swaying two pieces of clothing with her. "Ah yes! My masterpieces! YES YES YES! This would fit perfectly with Sakura, and Syaoran! YAY!" Tomoyo jumped up and down .
"TOMORROW! TOMORROW! I LOVE YA! TOMORROW! BET YOUR BOTTOM ASS AND THEN TOMORROW! THE BIIIG DAAAAY!" Tomoyo sang.
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"I feel… a horrid presence! An evil entity!" Some weird lady said. "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD! AN EVIL GIRL IS PLANNING AN EVIL PLOT! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD! I FEEL THE EVIL ELEMENATL! OH NO! CHAOS!" People around the lady gasped.
"Greatest fortune teller! WHAT SHALL WE DO?"
"Wait… I'll ask my crystal ball." The lady spread her hands around a weird-looking ball. The lady gasped. "False alarm… it's just Tomoyo Daidouji."
People sighed.
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Tomoyo danced around, throwing flower petals all around the "perfect" clothes. "YES YES YES! I'M THE BEST! YES YES YES!"
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Chocolatez-z-z: WHOA! Another stupid fanfic… I wrote that in fifteen minutes, that's why it's stupid. Man, my pathetic story.